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	Archive through Feb 18, 2003 Last Post: Feb 20, 2003, 09:11 am		20

Posted By: Morgan Feb 19, 2003 - 03:44 am

Picard to Worf:

You know back on Earth we have a different meaning for the word 'Klingon'...

Posted By: Ding_man Feb 19, 2003 - 01:08 pm

ewww lol

Posted By: Bmat Feb 20, 2003 - 04:03 am

Quark: I'm changing my ways. From now on drinks here will be completely free!

Posted By: Axzazz De`Nyde Feb 20, 2003 - 05:06 am

Worf to Picard: With all due respect sir, pbbbbbt!

Posted By: Iznardi Feb 20, 2003 - 09:11 am

Gene Rodenberry: Gosh, we did that in one take.

Posted By: MerleZ Feb 28, 2003 - 10:49 am

Wesley, after being shoved out an airlock:

Posted By: Iznardi Feb 28, 2003 - 11:01 am

Wesley, BEFORE being shoved out an airlock:

"But mom! it was just a science experimen . . ."

Posted By: MerleZ Feb 28, 2003 - 11:45 am

Picard, just before Wesley is shoved out an airlock: Haven't I warned you about sitting in my chair?

Posted By: MerleZ Feb 28, 2003 - 11:49 am

Data, after being turned off and on by Riker during trial: 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00

Posted By: Captain Marsh of the USS Galactica Mar 03, 2003 - 09:00 am

Picard:**deliberately sets the EVA suits to malfunction and blows all the air out of the airlock** "Wesley Crusher. Please report to the airlock!"

Posted By: Nomad Mar 03, 2003 - 11:12 am

Data, after being turned off and on by Riker during trial: "Happy Birthday"

Posted By: Captain Marsh of the USS Galactica Apr 18, 2003 - 06:22 pm

T'Pol: "Captain, please don't forget you condom."

Spock: "Captain, please don't forget your condom."

Picard: "Number One, please don't forget your condom."

Chakotay: "Captain, please don't forget your contraceptive injection."

Posted By: Bmat May 09, 2003 - 12:54 pm

This is one I got from another site:

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Posted By: Nomad May 12, 2003 - 07:29 am

LoL....Love that one.

Posted By: Iznardi May 13, 2003 - 12:47 pm

Klingon Dinner Prayers:

"Through the fangs and over the gums,
Look out tummy, here it comes."

Posted By: Nomad May 13, 2003 - 03:41 pm

lol

Posted By: Sindatur May 14, 2003 - 02:40 pm

Hey Iz, look at the episode previews for tonight's Enterprise. Looks like they took your Vulcan Vixen idea seriously. Although they didn't credit you by using your title. :-(

Posted By: Jade MoonStar Aug 15, 2004 - 04:50 pm

Eh...hasn't been posted on in over a year...but who cares?

Kirk: Scotty, I need more power!

Scotty: Its no use captain! I'm too fat...I cannot reach the controls!

(c) Simpsons Episode (I forget which season, sorry Matt)

Posted By: Jade MoonStar Aug 15, 2004 - 04:52 pm

Ooo, here's another one...

Kirk: Scotty, WE NEED MORE POWER!

Scotty: Captain, I'm seeing into the future...Oh God! I'm so fat...

(c) Simpsons Episode (again, I forgot which one!)

Posted By: Anime_Trekker a.k.a Captain Marsh Feb 08, 2005 - 12:41 pm

Found these two on bumper stickers:

"Beam down Yeoman Rand and a six-pack."

"We have replaced your Dilithium Crystals with new Folgers Crystals"