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Way Out There Questions
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Posted By:  Magus Nov 15, 2004 - 03:52 am |       | How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
Much wood, Magus. Much much wood.
If a wood chuck could not chuck wood, how much chuck would a woodchuck pluck who could not or would not chuck wood?
| Posted By: Magus Nov 15, 2004 - 06:43 pm | | I actually get many varied responses to that question. The two most common are:
"2 pounds."
and...
"Well, seeing as it only ways a pound and a half..."
We have a family of beavers who go at it all night, every night. Err, chucking wood that is. Anyway, they've stripped tons of alders and fallen trees like a guild of professional laborers. Young and old they go at it. It's pretty amazing to watch. They work harder than we do, by the way. Woodchucks, I presume would do a lot also, although they are much smaller.
if buffalo wings are really chicken then what are chicken wings? buffalo?
If u were to clone yourself and you killed one of the clones would that be murder or suicide?????????
| Posted By: Magus Nov 17, 2004 - 01:12 pm | | Where exactly do they find Buffalos with wings? Canada?
I believe its Lithuania.
| Posted By: Magus Nov 18, 2004 - 04:47 pm | | Why exactly is it a sin to kill a mockingbird? Seriously, this one I really want to know.
| Posted By: Sindatur Nov 19, 2004 - 09:18 am | | Where exactly do they find Buffalos with wings? Canada?
Well, where is Red Bull made?
it gives you wiiiiiiings!
| Posted By: Magus Nov 19, 2004 - 01:21 pm | | Oh, that's just bull!
| Posted By: Aldan Nov 21, 2004 - 09:35 am | | I think that Red Bull is made in the old propaganda headquarters of the KGB.
| Posted By: Magus Nov 21, 2004 - 09:49 am | | ???
| Posted By: Aldan Nov 21, 2004 - 10:04 pm | | Red - communism (the KGB was the CIA of the USSR [ah, acronyms!])
Bull - the short term for untruths (ie propaganda)
hahaha i get it!
| Posted By: Magus Nov 22, 2004 - 01:31 pm | |
woah! maybe it is! im going in!
*james bond music*
if i dont come back, remember me. you'll know what happened! lol
you can kill her, but another one will take her place! and if you kill him, then someone will take his place!and thats pretty much it. after you kill him we dont have anybody else...where have i heard that before?was it on the simpsons?great, this is gonna bug me all week....
| Posted By: Magus Nov 22, 2004 - 02:47 pm | | "You can kill me but two more will tmy place!!!"
"Who came up with the word lisp? Didn't they realize that people who actually have it couldn't pronounce it? They keep saying they have a lithp."
That's the whole point... When they say they have a lithp, they're emphasizing the fact.
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?"
Of course not, you fool. Jesus is invincible. That's why he died on a cross.
"If God is all powerful, can He make a rock so big that He can't lift it?"
Size as in heavy? And the answer is no.
"what does a color youve never seen before look like?"
A color. Don't you remember? You were a baby once.
"Can you describe what a specific emotion is without using another emotion in the description?"
Anger is a form of offensive protection.
"If that which goes up must come down, then wouldn't it also be true that that which comes down must go up?"
Yeah, I guess, but fortunately neither of those are true.
"Why is software called software? It isn't hard, but it isn't soft either."
Actually, I'd say it's hard... But we can't feel it, so no one cares.
"Why do people like gold?"
Shiny!
"If dogs are man's best friend, why do we keep them on a leash?"
Because they're not Woman's best friend.
"If there is other life in the universe, doesn't that make us aliens?"
Keep asking this question. You might figure it out one day.
"Why isn't 'phoenetic' spelled like it sounds?"
Because this is English, •••• it!
"Y does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usally wear any pants?"
Beats me.
"Why is American Football called football when it's played mostly with the hands and is not played with a ball?"
Because that's the first name anyone thought of. What else would they have called it? Fumble ball?
"How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?"
However much wood it could chuck before turning into something besides a woodchuck.
"If u were to clone yourself and you killed one of the clones would that be murder or suicide?????????"
Well, it's not suicide, surely, unless both you and the clone kill each other in the same way... and so on, but I'll stop there.
"Why exactly is it a sin to kill a mockingbird? Seriously, this one I really want to know."
Because that was not meant to be taken literally... It's a metaphor.
Okay, I've been reminded of a lame movie I watched in biology class... "Who are you?" "Bond." -removes mask- "Covalent Bond."
Question: If God created Man in his figure, then why is God all-knowing and loving?
| Posted By: Magus Nov 24, 2004 - 06:05 pm | | Because we were made in his image, not in his likeness of mind or character.
How many STD's do you think Bond has after how many years "going at it"? Is this why they keep replacing him?
How many STD's does The Fonz have? Is this why he was cancelled?
If we were made in God's image, then why the HELL would God want to look like this?!
Bond? Pfft, he has the money to get rid of STD's.  No, I give up... He ought to have AIDS by now. Hey, maybe that's why he never stays with them for very long.
| Posted By: Magus Nov 24, 2004 - 06:53 pm | | AIDS? Try adding Syphilis, Gonnorea and Genetal Herpes and then we can start talking Bond.
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