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Archive through Nov 15, 2004
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Posted By:  Magus Nov 10, 2004 - 04:03 pm |       | This is for those "way out there questions" that are just to random to ask anywhere else.
Who first got the idea to put carrots into a cake?
| Posted By: Magus Nov 10, 2004 - 04:04 pm | | And, while I'm at it:
Who's bright idea was it to put a poisonous gas into our swimming pools to keep it clean?
| Posted By: fanuilh Nov 10, 2004 - 07:57 pm | | If God is all powerful, can He make a rock so big that He can't lift it?
| Posted By: Magus Nov 10, 2004 - 08:01 pm | | Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
| Posted By: Desslok Nov 11, 2004 - 04:55 am | | Ever notice that the word "monosyllabic" ISN'T?
| Posted By: Magus Nov 11, 2004 - 05:46 am | | Who came up with the word lisp? Didn't they realize that people who actually have it couldn't pronounce it? They keep saying they have a lithp.
what does a color youve never seen before look like? (my dad's favorite)
| Posted By: Qray Nov 11, 2004 - 02:18 pm | | Can you describe what a specific emotion is without using another emotion in the description?
| Posted By: Magus Nov 11, 2004 - 03:01 pm | | If a tree falls in the woods, and it hits a mime, does the mime make a sound?
If a tree falls in the woods, and it hits a mime, does anybody really care. besides the mime?
the answer Magus is no.
| Posted By: Magus Nov 12, 2004 - 01:04 pm | | For both?
Here's a good one I heard somebody say in Chemistry. This was before I started this topic and I just remembered. Keep in mind, she was serious and this idea of stupid questions was never brought up in the class.
We were working on our homework and we had to remember the seven diatomic elements. We showed her that you start with nitrogen and make a seven down to iodine, and then add in Hydrogen. She asked why not have Hydrogen be next to the others and we had to explain that they were organized by weight. Here is her question.
"Well, why can't they just make Hydrogen heavier?"
lol. Ok. Here's a list of things that I've always wondered about:
-If that which goes up must come down, then wouldn't it also be true that that which comes down must go up?
-Why is software called software? It isn't hard, but it isn't soft either.
-Why is it that you "ride" a horse and "drive" a car, couldn't the oppisites also be true?
-Why do people like gold?
-Do two normal people make one paranormal?
-When somebody tells me to restrain myself, does that me I have to strain twice?
-If you hire two lawyers, does that mean that both lawyers could be replaced by one paralegal?
-If "having a lot of money" makes you rich, then doesn't that mean that a banker would be rich?
-If the statement that what we are all really looking for is the meaning of life is true, then why do so many people watch tv?
-If dogs are man's best friend, why do we keep them on a leash?
-If there is other life in the universe, doesn't that make us aliens?
-Why are ants so groupy? If I were an ant I'd say " -- you guys, I'm goin' it alone."
-Why is a bald eagle called a bald eagle?
-Why weren't computer chips called crackers?
-In England, why are underwear called "knockers"?
-Why is being called an ass (donkey) taken as offencive? They're useful!
| Posted By: Magus Nov 12, 2004 - 02:15 pm | | You know what they say:
"If you aren't the lead horse then you're just looking at a bunch of asses."
lol. 
Why isn't "phoenetic" spelled like it sounds?
| Posted By: Magus Nov 13, 2004 - 06:40 pm | | Who were the idiots who actually voted for JarJar Binks?
-Why do fish stink so much when they spend so much time in the water?
-Y do they call aparments apart when they r stuck together?
-Y do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdogs bun come in packs of 10 ?
-If a word was mispelled in a dictionary would anyboby know?
-If barbie is so popular, y do u have to buy her friends?
-Y does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usally wear any pants?
-if u are born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both days?
-Y is it that lemon dishsoap made with real lemaons but lemon juice is artifical flavor?
-Y are softballs call softballs when they are hard?
-Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
-If you get olive oil by squeezing olives, how do we get baby oil?
-b4 they invented drawing boards where did they go bak to?
-why is it that a doctors work is called a practice?
-what hair color do they put on bald mens drivers lisences(think about it!)
-How many people do you need to consider it a mass suicide/murder?
-Could a tanning bed kill a vampire? If not would they get a tan?
-If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed? (my all-time favorite. i have an answer for this one too.)
-Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
-Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
-If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
-Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
-How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
-Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
-when sting retires will he be stung?
thats all for now folks. . . something to think about courtesy of Fiery Red!!!
| Posted By: Magus Nov 14, 2004 - 06:56 pm | | Where's the ANY key?
Y does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usally wear any pants?
lol! That's the funniest thing I've heard for a while.
| Posted By: Jdogg Nov 15, 2004 - 01:15 am | | How does Dido manage to make all her tracks sound the same?
Why is American Football called football when it's played mostly with the hands and is not played with a ball? OK - I give you it's American
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