Speculative Vision

Happy B-day...

Better early than late for me....

Still can't find the bar...

Thinking of and Hoping for you Ariel...

I show up never often enough any more.. If it takes awhile to show up again then Happy Birthday Moe.... Now which way is the bar..

*walks out of back room carrying several boxes of varying taste alcohol.* "Moe'nin'." *After arranging every thing a shot is poured and the once clear liquor begins to blink shades of color and smell. After a sift an eyedropper is use to drop in another drop of the liquid causing it to stop on an am...

Banned for getting my hopes up..

*Puts weapons and ammo back up*

Are you looking for original gender or the gender they wish to be?

Then it won't get as cozy or protective over your hand...



Why won't my computer talk to me after the doc gave me meds?

Is it Justin Bieber???

Is it a scissors?

Granted.. your sinks runs long enough to clear the air from the pipes before quitting again...When you call them about it the only response you get is that nowhere did anything say for how long the water would remain on.. i wish I could find my missing paycheck and why is my boss pounding on my door...

Banned for destroying my outlook on round objects.

Is it a tomato? (most refer to it as a vegetable while all guidelines say fruit.)