Speculative Vision

banned for reading the Logic Map at all.

Banned for excessive usage of various formed of the word 'ban'.

Happy Birthday Spooky!

Granted! It will arrive tomorrow. When you ask why it hasn't arrived yet, the same answer will apply.

I wish I could start the day over.

Nice to see you too!

Would you care to share this gum with me?

Banned for your redundant redundancy.

Banned for not realizing that I'm already completely insane.

West.

Should I quit my day job?

Hmm... that's an interesting idea. Perhaps this demon could be John's tormenter. You know, the one who follows him throughout his life to inflict suffering and such. If the demon were assigned that sort of role, rather than one of a whimsical wanderer, his decision to prolong John's life and use him...

banned for nor providing an explanation for what PATD is.

Banned for using the battlecry of flatware in PATD.

Ooh! Silly putty!

*picks it up and starts sculpting*

Who wants to see me make a giraffe?