Speculative Vision

banned for thinking about the environment.

Granted! Batteries not included.

I wish this chair wasn't so uncomfortable.

Blue. No! YELLOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooowwww.....

Why 42? Why not 18?

I could drive this universe for YEARS on a flat! I have those special tires that don't get damaged if you run them low for a while. I should look into it though... *clank clank whirrrrrrrrrrrr slosh glug glug glug clank thump squeek squeek hummmmmmm* There we go. All fixed up. No... wait. The moon b...

Granted! I hold it in long enough to expel it in your shoes, which you left behind in the escape.

I wish your shoes didn't smell so bad.

Banned for using a smiley!

They don't have to, actually. You're a unique case.

Why do my headphones not fit properly?

Banned for correcting my grammar.

I was on a long airplane flight some time back and decided to toy with an idea for a story. I haven't done much work but I pieced together a prologue to explore some of the possibilities. Thought I'd throw it to the wolves and see what you all think. Prologue is in the spoiler. The demon walked amon...

Mornara and I still talk now and then via facebook. It's neat to see what kind of people you keep in touch with over the years.

Ah yes... the good ol' let's-annoy-the-mods-by-chatting-in-the-forum days. Where did the time go? Amazing how despite the time, we remain very much the same. Me: omnipotent thread tyrant. You: well... you. I do know what you mean by 'old kid'. How could I not know? I'm the god of this thread. I need...

Granted! The salmon is rotten though, and there's no sugar in the chocolate cake.

I wish my stomach ache would go away.