Speculative Vision

Hotel California, if you must know. Time went there once and as you know, you can never really leave.

Why does my stomach hurt?

2.5 years later... It has been quite some time. Just read through it all again. For the record, Evander, you were right about me being petulant. Reading back can sure clear things up. But, aside from that, I'm ready to grab the reins to this universe again and take 'er out. Anyone want to go back to...

Granted! *tapes a yo yo to a screwdriver*

There you go. I made you a lolly pop from a screwdriver and a yo yo

I wish I had a bass.

Because he's not away.

Should I go do the dishes?

Snap, Crackle and Pop, obviously. They're suckers for the publicity.

Why's it always Pop that goes missing?

Banned for using parenthesis.

Granted! You are now unable to sleep or rest between the times of 12am and 11:59am.

I wish I had work this week.

I've seen your face, but not since you lost it.

How should I go about unplugging my ears?

banned for classifying me as a peon.

Granted! But... it's LAST Wednesday's winning ticket.

I wish someone would bake me a pie.

Banned for too many blog entries.

I've always wondered why it's called a pineapple. It doesn't grow on a pine tree and it tastes nothing like an apple.