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by Qray
Sat Jan 17, 2015 10:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Ban the user above you!
Replies: 2934
Views: 322139

Re: Ban the user above you!

Here I say...BANNED!
by Qray
Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Need Help With Something Bizarre
Replies: 9
Views: 9193

Re: Need Help With Something Bizarre

I've heard it pronounced both ways. Always used the "stain" pronunciation myself.

Another forum, eh?

That's Topical Infidelity!!!! I'm shocked by you, poppet! :mrgreen:

How sordid.
by Qray
Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: IHOTWAIT (It Hangs On The Wall And It Ticks)
Replies: 4133
Views: 376824

Re: IHOTWAIT (It Hangs On The Wall And It Ticks)

Is it amnesia?
Was the prophecy given by a Technomage?
Was the prophecy given by the custodian of the Great Machine?
by Qray
Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Ban the user above you!
Replies: 2934
Views: 322139

Re: Ban the user above you!

...and Voilà! I BAN YOU! A humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and h...
by Qray
Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)
Replies: 2288
Views: 337066

Oh, it's gonna hurt.

Granted!

Q aligns a tungsten rod with Asp's ear hole and carefully aims a 5 lb. hammer at the end of the rod. "I can neither confirm or deny if this will hurt.

I wish I knew where to connect the jumper cables.
by Qray
Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Where is Qray?
Replies: 86
Views: 49667

Re: Where is Qray?

I see your bet, one zebra flying a unicycle and singing the William Tell Overture, Boikat winning the Spanish national lottery...and raise you Q NOT being on INTERPOL's top ten list for having hacked the Spanish Government's lottery big iron.
by Qray
Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: stupid question game
Replies: 2359
Views: 275114

Re: stupid question game

That would all depend on the air-speed velocity of an unladen albino.

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen albino?
by Qray
Sun Dec 21, 2014 1:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: IHOTWAIT (It Hangs On The Wall And It Ticks)
Replies: 4133
Views: 376824

Re: IHOTWAIT (It Hangs On The Wall And It Ticks)

Is it in regards to the birth of the Christ child?
by Qray
Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: stupid question game
Replies: 2359
Views: 275114

Re: stupid question game

Yes. A Solar Calander, but you know. It's been so damn cloudy my wristwatch sun dial says it's March. If we only had a wheelbarrow.

I wonder what happened to the wheelbarrow we had?
by Qray
Fri Dec 05, 2014 11:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Where is Qray?
Replies: 86
Views: 49667

That's right one long run on sentence. Tell me you didn't mi

All of the above. I can neither confirm, nor deny whether or not I have been representing our fair planet in negotiations with a non-terrestrial third party at an undisclosed orbital location and that said negotiations may or may not have broken down due to (and I'm not going to name names here) som...
by Qray
Fri Dec 05, 2014 3:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Ban the user above you!
Replies: 2934
Views: 322139

Re: Ban the user above you!

Banned! For blurring the lines between cause and effect!
by Qray
Fri Dec 05, 2014 2:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: stupid question game
Replies: 2359
Views: 275114

Re: stupid question game

Less ebus. More etaxi. It gets you closer to your destination.

Where have they all gone and what are tbey doing there?