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by thegreentick
Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Ban the user above you!
Replies: 2934
Views: 321836

pure evil

banned for thinking about the environment.
by thegreentick
Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)
Replies: 2288
Views: 336873

there's a catch

Granted! Batteries not included.

I wish this chair wasn't so uncomfortable.
by thegreentick
Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: stupid question game
Replies: 2359
Views: 274904

predictable

Blue. No! YELLOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooowwww.....

Why 42? Why not 18?
by thegreentick
Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:57 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: thegreentick says!
Replies: 360
Views: 82571

thegreentick says...

I could drive this universe for YEARS on a flat! I have those special tires that don't get damaged if you run them low for a while. I should look into it though... *clank clank whirrrrrrrrrrrr slosh glug glug glug clank thump squeek squeek hummmmmmm* There we go. All fixed up. No... wait. The moon b...
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:10 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)
Replies: 2288
Views: 336873

Sweet revenge

Granted! I hold it in long enough to expel it in your shoes, which you left behind in the escape.

I wish your shoes didn't smell so bad.
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Ban the user above you!
Replies: 2934
Views: 321836

GAH!

Banned for using a smiley!
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:05 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: stupid question game
Replies: 2359
Views: 274904

Surprise!

They don't have to, actually. You're a unique case.

Why do my headphones not fit properly?
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Ban the user above you!
Replies: 2934
Views: 321836

My bad :oops:

Banned for correcting my grammar.
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:58 pm
Forum: Critique and Advice
Topic: The Price of Immortality: Prologue
Replies: 13
Views: 7219

The Price of Immortality: Prologue

I was on a long airplane flight some time back and decided to toy with an idea for a story. I haven't done much work but I pieced together a prologue to explore some of the possibilities. Thought I'd throw it to the wolves and see what you all think. Prologue is in the spoiler. The demon walked amon...
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:42 pm
Forum: Meet and Greet
Topic: Most awesome thread EVER!
Replies: 175
Views: 71599

Keeping up

Mornara and I still talk now and then via facebook. It's neat to see what kind of people you keep in touch with over the years.
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:40 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: thegreentick says!
Replies: 360
Views: 82571

thegreentick says...

Ah yes... the good ol' let's-annoy-the-mods-by-chatting-in-the-forum days. Where did the time go? Amazing how despite the time, we remain very much the same. Me: omnipotent thread tyrant. You: well... you. I do know what you mean by 'old kid'. How could I not know? I'm the god of this thread. I need...
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)
Replies: 2288
Views: 336873

eww

Granted! The salmon is rotten though, and there's no sugar in the chocolate cake.

I wish my stomach ache would go away.