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by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: stupid question game
Replies: 2359
Views: 274904

#600

Hotel California, if you must know. Time went there once and as you know, you can never really leave.

Why does my stomach hurt?
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:39 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: thegreentick says!
Replies: 360
Views: 82571

thegreentick says...

2.5 years later... It has been quite some time. Just read through it all again. For the record, Evander, you were right about me being petulant. Reading back can sure clear things up. But, aside from that, I'm ready to grab the reins to this universe again and take 'er out. Anyone want to go back to...
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)
Replies: 2288
Views: 336872

Three birds with two stones

Granted! *tapes a yo yo to a screwdriver*

There you go. I made you a lolly pop from a screwdriver and a yo yo

I wish I had a bass.
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:58 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: stupid question game
Replies: 2359
Views: 274904

Qualified to answer

Because he's not away.

Should I go do the dishes?
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:10 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: stupid question game
Replies: 2359
Views: 274904

Marketting

Snap, Crackle and Pop, obviously. They're suckers for the publicity.

Why's it always Pop that goes missing?
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:05 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Ban the user above you!
Replies: 2934
Views: 321835

Grammar racist

Banned for using parenthesis.
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)
Replies: 2288
Views: 336872

cruel and unusual

Granted! You are now unable to sleep or rest between the times of 12am and 11:59am.

I wish I had work this week.
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:56 am
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: stupid question game
Replies: 2359
Views: 274904

Another loophole!

I've seen your face, but not since you lost it.

How should I go about unplugging my ears?
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:54 am
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Ban the user above you!
Replies: 2934
Views: 321835

An insult?

banned for classifying me as a peon.
by thegreentick
Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:51 am
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)
Replies: 2288
Views: 336872

Loophole

Granted! But... it's LAST Wednesday's winning ticket.

I wish someone would bake me a pie.
by thegreentick
Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic Conversations
Topic: Ban the user above you!
Replies: 2934
Views: 321835

Too many words

Banned for too many blog entries.
by thegreentick
Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:33 pm
Forum: The Master's Bar and Grill
Topic: The Master's Bar and Grill
Replies: 7643
Views: 800057

A rather odd name

I've always wondered why it's called a pineapple. It doesn't grow on a pine tree and it tastes nothing like an apple.