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Alien zombie invasion preparation.

Postby who me » Sat Mar 07, 2009 8:27 am

Alien invasion is immanent the rise of the undead just a matter of time and quite possibly a invasion of zombie Aliens looms on the horizon.

we must prepare for this!

first make a list of things that you plan to put in your alien zombie survival kit.
second
I have found a series of questions that my be use full in helping you come up with a plan.

Will you be staying in your home or headed somewhere else?
If you're heading out, how do you plan to get there?
Got anyone you want to take with you?
How will you communicate with the outside world?
How are you planning to get food and water?
What's your weapon of choice?
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Re: Alien zombie invasion preparation.

Postby who me » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:02 am

zombies are always hostile, (despite what some political parties imply)
so it is always best to avoid them, but with aliens you can never be sure.
some are friendly, and some wish to lay eggs in you so that there spawn can hatch and eat you form the inside.

so how to deal with alien invasion is far more complicated than zombie invasion.
I mean it would be really embarrassing to show up to a invasion of Alan dean foster ( ALIEN the film ) aliens with a towel, some Reaces peaces and a gold fish.
just as bad is showing up to meet E.T. with a M41A Pulse Rifle and killing every thing in sight.

even if you know that the Alien in question is hostile showing up with the right thing is just as important, playing Slim Whitman to the Alan dean foster ALIEN is not going to impress it all that much. defiantly will not stop it form invading earth.

yes Friends what to take to that next alien abduction requires careful planning, what to take? the dirty hankie you blew your nose in or the ZF-1.
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Re: Alien zombie invasion preparation.

Postby who me » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:15 am

next up- how to avoid alien abduction.
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Re: Alien zombie invasion preparation.

Postby Sindatur » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:53 pm

Can I have some of what you're drinking? PGGBs, I presume? ;)

Also of importance is are they the old style Night of the Living Dead type Zombies that are slow moving or the newer variety that are lightning quick? What about your pets? Animals were safe in Zak Snyder's Dawn of the Dead remake, yet, in the original Romero NotLD, the Zombies even ate bugs off the trees (and why did Karen hack Helen to death with a spade, but, took a bite out of Harry?) Are these Brain Eating Zombies like in the "Return of the Living Dead" series, or just your garden variety flesh eaters?

Might pay to have both a radio/CD player (for soothing the savage alien or for news/entertainment purposes) and a really powerful automatic gun. Again, depending upon what the Zombie invaders are interested in eating, the food you bring could attract them.

Dang, this is much more complicated than I always imagined when looking around the house at all the possible Zombie entrances and what furniture and indoor wood could be used to block them off. Yes, my lover's a Zombie freak, so we think about this often. To clarify my lover is a connisuer of Zombie flicks, not a Freakish Zombie.

Pass me another pitcher, I've got the Willies now. I can't wait for World War Z, Screenplay written by J. Michael Straczinski...Is it 2010 yet?
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Re: Alien zombie invasion preparation.

Postby Merle » Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:35 am

All I can say is that on behalf of the Drunken Zombie party, we are consulting with lawyers, and a defamation suit is in the works.
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Re: Alien zombie invasion preparation.

Postby who me » Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:38 pm

you are my lawer merle!
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Re: Alien zombie invasion preparation.

Postby Sindatur » Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:50 pm

Merle wrote:All I can say is that on behalf of the Drunken Zombie party, we are consulting with lawyers, and a defamation suit is in the works.


I hope your clients don't think I've defamed them, I have video evidence to back up my contentions
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Re: Alien zombie invasion preparation.

Postby Ariel » Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:07 pm

:lol:
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Re: Alien zombie invasion preparation.

Postby Merle » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:45 pm

Sindatur wrote:
Merle wrote:All I can say is that on behalf of the Drunken Zombie party, we are consulting with lawyers, and a defamation suit is in the works.


I hope your clients don't think I've defamed them, I have video evidence to back up my contentions


Fat lot of good that'll do you after we've chowed down on your brain!

Shut up!

Er, I'm sure your videos have been doctored. We'll prove that!

Or eat his brain.
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Re: Alien zombie invasion preparation.

Postby Sindatur » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:01 pm

Merle wrote:
Sindatur wrote:
Merle wrote:All I can say is that on behalf of the Drunken Zombie party, we are consulting with lawyers, and a defamation suit is in the works.


I hope your clients don't think I've defamed them, I have video evidence to back up my contentions


Fat lot of good that'll do you after we've chowed down on your brain!

Shut up!

Er, I'm sure your videos have been doctored. We'll prove that!

Or eat his brain.


In that case, I guess it would be wise to recant
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Re: Alien zombie invasion preparation.

Postby who me » Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:08 am

i know what you are thinking, but pim were do i get a M41A Pulse Rifle?
I mean let us face facts it is easy to get a cold and most of us know where our towel is. but that pulse rifle ? most of us do not have one.
well some nerd actually made one and hear it is.
http://www.monstersinmotion.us/weapons/01adw06.html
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Re: Alien zombie invasion preparation.

Postby Talon Sinnah » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:28 pm

I think I will go with the BFG from Doom.
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