luckiest girl in the world !

who me · Post by **who me** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:28 am

I'm the luckiest girl in the world!
I just checked my e-mail and I won the Hong Kong lottery!
can't remember ever playing a lottery. just calculate the odds. but as we all know all good things are three I also won the south African lottery and the international lottery.
and that is just today.
I'll never need to get a job I just keep winning millions and millions.
*pim deletes all of her spam*
so much for all those millions.

Post by **Bmat** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:40 am

Wow! Congratulations!

Those are even better than the great offer I had from Africa. All I had to do was to send in a few hundred dollars and I would receive thousands from an inheritance. Sadly my hand hit the delete button before I got the address to where I was supposed to send the money.

Merle · Post by **Merle** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:20 pm

And all I get are threats from Chase Bank to update my information or they'll close my accounts. I don't remember having a Chase account, but nevertheless, it's depressing.

Qray · Post by **Qray** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:04 pm

[Q thumbs through his collection of "found" credit cards.] "Nope, I ain't got one of yours from Chase Bank, Merle."

Now that you've won numerous lotteries, you can hook me up, pim. Apparently my Pay Pal accounts at eBay are delinquent. Odd thing about that, they send the Email notices to the wrong Email address and when I mouse over the embedded links, they're not eBay's. However, they are "eBay-ish," links so I should be ok, right?

Dark Knight · Post by **Dark Knight** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:48 pm

lately the spam that is getting through is telling me to buy shares in companies....

However I seem to delete the info before I read how good the stock is....

Neurolanis · Post by **Neurolanis** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:53 pm

Hey Who Me, you're a spaminaire!

who me · Post by **who me** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:01 am

oh yes!

I will have to put that on my business card. pim spaminaire.

yes I get all those e-bay pay-pal security alerts and so forth myself.
just a bit of useful information you can report fishing regarding eBay or pay pal to spoof@ebay.com or spoof@paypal.com

I do not have a address to report spam for Chase Bank but they are always threatening to close my bank account to.

"eBay-ish," links so I should be ok, right?" sure Q you know more about computers than I do so go with your instincts.

today I got a letter from a very trusting lady. it seems we have a mutual friend. and she wishes me to help her move the sum of

" U.S$155,000,000.00 US DOLLARS (ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS) lodged in a Company in South Africa."
because her husband
" was a farmer and exporter of Tobacco in the Republic Of Zimbabwe,"
and
President Robert Mugabe announced a decree on May 31st 2000 to seize more than 849 white-owned farms.
I am to
(1) To assist me(her) to clear this fund from it's present location to any location of your choice.

(2) To serve as the guardian of this fund due to my lack of knowledge in the business sector."

good call, I can just see myself in the office of some high priced lawyer.
lawyer:YOU are the guardian?
pim:yup
lawyer: stop jumping on the chair.
pim:OK
lawyer: do you have to go someplace?
pim:I have a English test at 2:00

and I can keep as much of this money as I feel I deserve for my efforts.
I think i deserve...all of it.
the humor of this is that one of the girls in my school is from Zimbabwe. and her Father was one of the farmers who had to leave the country and no one let them pack up a few million dollars.

FantasyMan · Post by **FantasyMan** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:55 am

lol who was it...i think it was Q got one of those soemtime ago...he has a post about it hiding some where i just remember reading it

Ranryu · Post by **Ranryu** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 9:00 pm

I get the same emails; Chase, E-bay, company shares, even the I need a financial guardian ones. The sad thing is 1) I have no accounts what so ever with Chase or E-bay. 2) I have no luck with any form of money so the Company shares is out along with the $155,000,000.00 Would probably be true only it also comes with $1,555,000,000.00 of dept to add onto my already large money problems.

But these are as common as the Enlarge you Appendage: TODAY!!, and so on.

So it is filed in the deleted folder with the minimum amount of appropriate curses and aggravated remarks.

I have no point here just a random rambling session. So, sorry I interrupted.

who me · Post by **who me** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 12:25 pm

mock spam.

Neurolanis · Post by **Neurolanis** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:54 pm

I've seen those fake ebay emails myself. Ebay claims no resonsibility for that stuff. Legally I agree, but you would think that morally they would feel obligated to fighting it somehow. But then, conning spam and is hard to fight.

ola · Post by **ola** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:46 pm

Oh, yeah, great e-mail account! Jepp, mine is. I never get spam mails