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Postby who me » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:40 am

with spam and advertising haven gotten so popular I thought I would be all trendy.

bye foom! foom is cool. if you do not have foom then you are not as cool as people who have foom.
foom comes with a handy lolly pop that you can stick to your fore head, that way every one will know just who they are dealing with.

send wads of cash to my Swiss bank account.

and now for the spam!
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM - Hormel's new miracle meat in a can - tastes fine, saves time. - if you want something grand, - ask for SPAM!

did you know that there is a spam fan club? that is spam the food, not the un-solicited advertisement.
who likes spam any way?
well the people who join the fan club is the answer.
oh that would make sense.
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Postby Benjaru » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:04 am

Our own personal spammer! Awesome!

But wait, no cheesy sob story? What is this?!

A hoax!! A fake spammer! :shock:
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Postby aldan » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:20 pm

Cube Spam (tm) and then fry it with Tabasco (tm) sauce and serve it over sticky rice. Also, you can do the same thing and eat it with eggs in an omelet. Or, you can serve the cubed and spiced Spam with hash browns.
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Postby Dark Knight » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:06 pm

Benjaru wrote:Our own personal spammer! Awesome!

But wait, no cheesy sob story? What is this?!

A hoax!! A fake spammer! :shock:


Our very own fake spammer! Awesome! :D :wink:
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Postby who me » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:09 am

so a snappy jingle for foom did not convince you that it is the must have Item of the moment? hey who remembers Tamagotchi?

well it works on those 30 second commercials. fine I will come up with a sapy story on why you should send me "yo money"
be patient this will be take some work.

in the mean time Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... spam spam Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! spam spam
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.


http://www.spamterminator.it/orig_en.asp
you know you love it.
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Postby who me » Sat Jun 10, 2006 6:57 am

how can something be whiter than white?

I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
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Postby p-clone » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:12 am

feel that something is missing?
coming soon a special offer.
just for you.
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Postby Mikira » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:40 am

"I thinks I know who this p-clone be. Tis our own sweet little Pim (or is it Who Me...Same thing really)"
God doesn't make mistakes.
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Postby Qray » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:11 pm

Deoh'Gee, Q's bloodhound, drags him through the topic hot on the heels of the mysterious spammer...

How do you spell that dog's name again?

Deoh'Gee...you know...D...O...G.
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Postby p-clone » Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:37 am

the only spam you will ever be happy to get! its great! and its coming on Friday!
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Postby Ariel » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:07 pm

So you finally got a computer Pim? :lol:
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Postby SpookyKatie » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:31 pm

Ooohhh!! p-clone is pims clone... dang I'm one very lost person how did I not see that Ariel??...
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