pim's spam and advertising

[Qray]

I don't mean to complain, but I still haven't gotten my shipment of foom.

[who me]

you have not paid me for it either.

[Qray]

Oh I'm sure I'll end up paying one way or the other, kiddo.

[who me]

we take dollars, euro, and cow boy bebop figures.

[Qray]

Ok, I'll trade you a blue yo-yo for the Bebop figures and er...I sent you the check for the foom. You haven't got that yet?

[who me]

our records indicate that we have not received a check form you for foom.
actually our records indicate that no one has sent us money for foom, ever.

[Ariel]

I take it there will be an out of business sale soon.

[who me]

no we will just move the production of foom to china and raise the price.

[Qray]

our records indicate that we have not received a check form you for foom.
actually our records indicate that no one has sent us money for foom, ever.

I don't know what you're talking about. I sent you a post-dated, three-party check signed in crayon at least two weeks ago.

You might want to have a word with your accounting department.

[who me]

Q i know you, trust me you want some foom i would not let you pay bye check, i would have you get something else that i would like.

[Qray]

Oh no you don't, I'm saving up the blue yo-yo to trade with you for the Bebop figures.

Tell you what, I'll finish doing the alter on the dancing pim gif in exchange for foom. BUT, I want the lollipop to stick to my forehead too!

[who me]

Terribly sorry, but finishing the pim alter and the dancing pim gif in exchange for foom would not cover the lollipop.
the current trade option of foom with lollipop is a belladandy figure.