Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

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Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

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Its actaully a chain game.

Ex) poster 1: i wish for the perfect boy friend
poster 2: granted, except he gets hit by a bus. I wish for a car.
Poster 3: granted but it dosent have an engine in it.

And so on and so forth, ill start us off!

I wish that i had a monkey.
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:lol: I've been in one of these. Much fun!

Granted, but it steals your keys.


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Granted, but it's Mr. T and he pities the fool.

I wish I could get more sleep.
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granted but you have nightmares every 30 seconds and wake up

i wish i had more money
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Granted, but it's in Yen

I wish for a beer
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Granted BUT it is a non alcoholic American beer.
(is that evil or what?)
I wish for peace on earth and good will towards men.

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Granted, but then the evil space aliens attack and humanity is wiped out.

I wish I could kick this flu.
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Granted, but when you go back to work you hit your thumb with a hammer.

I wish that my desk were neater.

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Post by Llew »

Qray wrote:Granted, but it's Mr. T and he pities the fool.


Mr. T just happens to be my math teacher. :P

I wish that my desk were neater.


Granted, but then you spill coffee on it.

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Granted. But it isn't this one. :twisted:

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Llew wrote:Mr. T just happens to be my math teacher. :P


And does he pity the fool? :mrgreen:

Bmat wrote:Granted, but when you go back to work you hit your thumb with a hammer.


I'm still working. We don't get sick days. So I just go in and get half the work done as I'm under the weather and make everyone else sick. Nice policy, huh?

Bmat wrote:Granted. But it isn't this one. :twisted:


And do you have a wish, young lady?
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While we are waiting for Bmat's wish a brief interlude.
(soothing music)
now if i had not been happily sleeping, I would have granted Bmat wish for a neater desk but then she would not have been able to find anything.
Its true isn't it, always works that way.
my wish for peace on earth, (you don't wish me to go easy on you guys.) I thought you would say granted the world ends peacefully.
(more soothing music)

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