Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

FantasyMan · Post by **FantasyMan** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:26 pm

Its actaully a chain game.

Ex) poster 1: i wish for the perfect boy friend
poster 2: granted, except he gets hit by a bus. I wish for a car.
Poster 3: granted but it dosent have an engine in it.

And so on and so forth, ill start us off!

I wish that i had a monkey.

Llew · Post by **Llew** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:47 pm

I've been in one of these. Much fun!

Granted, but it steals your keys.

I wish I had some tea.

Qray · Post by **Qray** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:43 pm

Granted, but it's Mr. T and he pities the fool.

I wish I could get more sleep.

FantasyMan · Post by **FantasyMan** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:01 am

granted but you have nightmares every 30 seconds and wake up

i wish i had more money

Anthentar · Post by **Anthentar** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:58 am

Granted, but it's in Yen

I wish for a beer

who me · Post by **who me** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:07 pm

Granted BUT it is a non alcoholic American beer.
(is that evil or what?)
I wish for peace on earth and good will towards men.

Qray · Post by **Qray** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:57 pm

Granted, but then the evil space aliens attack and humanity is wiped out.

I wish I could kick this flu.

Post by **Bmat** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:20 pm

Granted, but when you go back to work you hit your thumb with a hammer.

I wish that my desk were neater.

Llew · Post by **Llew** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:47 pm

Qray wrote:Granted, but it's Mr. T and he pities the fool.

Mr. T just happens to be my math teacher.

I wish that my desk were neater.

Granted, but then you spill coffee on it.

I wish I had a wish that didn't backfire.

Post by **Bmat** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:26 pm

Granted. But it isn't this one.

Qray · Post by **Qray** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:35 pm

Llew wrote:Mr. T just happens to be my math teacher.

And does he pity the fool?

Bmat wrote:Granted, but when you go back to work you hit your thumb with a hammer.

I'm still working. We don't get sick days. So I just go in and get half the work done as I'm under the weather and make everyone else sick. Nice policy, huh?

Bmat wrote:Granted. But it isn't this one.

And do you have a wish, young lady?

who me · Post by **who me** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:46 am

While we are waiting for Bmat's wish a brief interlude.
(soothing music)
now if i had not been happily sleeping, I would have granted Bmat wish for a neater desk but then she would not have been able to find anything.
Its true isn't it, always works that way.
my wish for peace on earth, (you don't wish me to go easy on you guys.) I thought you would say granted the world ends peacefully.
(more soothing music)