Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

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Granted the hole in your ceiling closes as if healed by the house itself; Then a long forgotten anime character walks into your kitchen and proceeds to knock you through the healed ceiling with an over sized wooden mallet.


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Granted but your luck you killed yourself as a child with trying to teach yourself the complications of a fuse. Sorry Ran.


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Granted. Unfortunately, human words translated into doggy words do not mean the same thing. When you say, "Fetch my slippers", the dog understands that to mean, "Eggnog and ground beef..", and thinks, "Right. Maybe if I bring him his slippers, he'll be distracted and will not hurt himself..."

Should I go to the supermarket for a jar of instant tea, or to the convenience store for a couple of liters of diet Coke?

Wrong topic!!

So, to rephrase that as a wish; I wish I had either a full jar of instant iced tea or a couple of liters of Diet Coke....
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the wish fairy descends and gives you a instant ice-tea diet coke.

I wish i had a black compass that would point to a treasure so that I could find the treasure so that the one who had the treasure could move out and live on there own so that the holder of the compass who had the treasure would not be bothered by ones mother all the time. (all references to a curse is to easy )

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Granted. However on the way to this treasure your crew mutinies and desert you on a uncharted island. Where you're forced to lash a pair of sea turtles together as a make-shift raft using rope fashioned out of hair from your back.

I wish I knew why all the rum is gone.
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Granted you are now the boss of Enron.


Well she needed a signal to get off the isaland the second time. Plus that signal is over a thousand feet high and her father has got the whole royal navy out looking for her-


Do you think there is even the slightest chance that they will not see it? I wish I was on a island with an ass load of rum and Elizabeth Swan.
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Granted, but you are stricken with poison ivy and only want to scratch.

I wish that I were on the island with Captain Jack Sparrow. :mrgreen:

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Granted. It is the Island of Doctor Moreau.

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Granted, but you still manage to forget to buy the ticket.

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Granted!

Unfortunately, to get you those additional six hours, they must be taken from someone else's day. Oh...let's say...Chuck Norris. And the martial arts master is a busy guy. With all the rangering and spinning back kicking and beard grooming and all. So he's at your front door and would like to discuss why his already action packed day has been shortened. He's brought a clock with him and plans on introducing it to you in an unconventional and martial artsie method.

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Granted your torso rotates 90 degrees so your side is now your back.


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