Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

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Granted. Someone has stolen your jacket and fixed the zipper so they could wear it.

I wish I could become invisible at will.

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Who said that?

I wish my Jupiter II kit would arrive tomorrow. (The Spindrift, aka, the future "Black Pearl II", came in! Woo hooo! )
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Granted! It will arrive tomorrow. When you ask why it hasn't arrived yet, the same answer will apply.

I wish I could start the day over.
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granted, you did start the day over, but you forgot what you did the first time.

I wish i could find the person who took my jacket and fixed the zipper.

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(Boikat strolls by in a new jacket with a repaired zipper)

What jacket?

I wish my right upper arm would stop hurting whenever I move it suddenly.
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Granted! Say hello to Mr. Straightjacket! No more moving that arm in any fashion resembling "sudden."

I wish I had more vacation time this year (without losing my job.)
I'm going to die the way I've lived...poor, screaming, and naked.

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granted, you have unpaid vacation!

now I wish to know how bio cat fit into my jacket?

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Who is "bio cat"?

I wish I knew where all these invisible people were coming from?
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who me wrote:now I wish to know how bio cat fit into my jacket?
He's wirey.
Boikat wrote:Who is "bio cat"?
Your evil twin which was seperated at birth and has been living in the accordian factory that's next to the mime school.
Boikat wrote:I wish I knew where all these invisible people were coming from?
From under the bed. And they said you should really dust under there once and a while.

I wish I had a magic carpet.
I'm going to die the way I've lived...poor, screaming, and naked.

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you are bio cat also known as B-cat and dude, not to be confused with "The Dude".

the invisible people, they come form my imagination.

I wish for a clean room.

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Oh. Oh, damn. There you go again, stepping on my lines, raining on my parade, costing me medals. Oh, damn.
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granted your magic carpet. now all you need is the magic word to make it obey your commands.

I wish for a rubber duck

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Granted:

http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_trksid ... nkw=rubber ducks&_sacat=See-All-Categories

enjoy.

I wish my Jupiter II lit would arrive real soon. Hey. That sounds familiar...
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