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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Asp Zelazny » Fri Feb 06, 2015 10:12 pm

A wish is only as incorruptible as the person making it. No problem around here, then.

I wish I had a functioning TARDIS.
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Talon Sinnah » Thu Feb 12, 2015 7:01 pm

Granted good luck with that.

What the hell is a TARDIS?
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Talon Sinnah » Sun Feb 22, 2015 11:34 am

I wish I hadn't killed the corrupt a wish thread
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Asp Zelazny » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:57 pm

Oh, don't worry; something as corrupt as this could never die.

I wish Talon would put down those big swordlike thingies. They make me nervous.
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Boikat » Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:03 pm

Granted, now he's holding two very large Norse war-hammers.

I wish the freezing rain, sleet and snow would continue for the next few days. (I like the extra time off..)
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Asp Zelazny » Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:52 pm

Granted. The ice sheet build-up in Louisiana continues, blocking the outflow of the Mississippi recreating the Great Midwestern Sea in the central US.

I wish that if climate change is going to happen that they just get it over with and stop the uncertainty.
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Boikat » Tue Feb 24, 2015 4:36 pm

Granted. But it will be a bit unusual to see chunks of ice floating down the Mississippi in July when it's 115 degrees on the river bank near the beach just south of Memphis, TN.

I wish I had a faster computer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Asp Zelazny » Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:48 pm

Granted. Now your computer propositions you/tries to turn you on, every time you turn it on.

I wish that I could patent THAT software.
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Boikat » Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:56 am

Granted, but then Microsoft, Apple and Google slap you with a patent infringement law suit.

I wish I had my state income tax return.
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Merle » Mon Mar 02, 2015 3:20 pm

Granted. I won't even corrupt that one.

I wish BK had his Federal refund, too.
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Boikat » Mon Mar 02, 2015 9:00 pm

That wish was granted two weeks ago. :D

I still wish my state refund would show up.
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Asp Zelazny » Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:23 pm

Granted. After cashing the check, 4 men in black suits, narrow ties, and brush cuts show up at your door, asking you to come "downtown" with them, to "clear up a few questions."

I wish I could get this steampunk "Mesenkephalitic Shield Disruptor Rifle" finished in time for the WWWC4 convention this weekend.
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