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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Talon Sinnah » Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:51 pm

Granted but it's too real now you are beside Boikat talking to the black suits.


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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Boikat » Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:01 pm

Granted: Yopu receive a package in the mail. It is a booleg copy of "The Force Awakens". Now the guys in the black suits want to talk to you, too. (Bit of advice: If the one with the eye-patch reaches into his left trenchcoat pocket.. RUN!)

I wish the rain would stop.
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Talon Sinnah » Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:04 pm

Granted in a fortnight.

I wish we could all quit talking too the men in black suits
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Asp Zelazny » Wed Mar 11, 2015 4:52 pm

I think that would be wisest, too. Don't say anything more, at least til Merle gets here to bail us out.

I wish Boikat would send some of that Looosiana rain over here to Arizona. (note: that's SOME)
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Boikat » Wed Mar 11, 2015 8:28 pm

Granted, but I don't know where I sent that rain.

I wish I had a piolet's liscence and my own plane.
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Merle » Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:22 am

Granted! BK is licensed to fly anywhere within the air space of Lichtenstein. And here's your plane! (points to Harrison Ford's former flyer....)

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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Boikat » Thu Mar 12, 2015 9:18 am

Granted. What could possibly go wrong?

I wish upon a star.
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Merle » Thu Mar 12, 2015 10:20 am

Sadly the star upon whom you wished was Bill Cosby.

What the he1l's wrong with him?
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Talon Sinnah » Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:04 pm

Too much Jello

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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Asp Zelazny » Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:15 pm

Granted. Now Ohio is one large, soupy, Jello-like mass.

I wish that the parts I ordered for my new computer would arrive.
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Boikat » Sat Mar 21, 2015 10:00 am

Granted, but due to one of those strange time loop vortexes nobody ever notices, you receive a prototyping breadboard and an Intel 8088 microprocessor, clocking in at a rompin' stompin' 5 Mhz. It could have been worse: Stone knives and bear skins.

If that would have happened, would Asp have been caught knapping?
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Re: Corrupt a wish(not what it sounds like)

Postby Asp Zelazny » Sat Mar 21, 2015 6:24 pm

Granted: I was caught, and consequently pointless.

I wish I could have worked a bad pun on Clovis into that, what with bear skins and clothe-less, but it was nearly a Spandex- level stretch.
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