Ban the user above you!

[Merle]

Banned, because just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

[Asp Zelazny]

Even here, where a few of us (perhaps) get you, nobody's trying that hard: they're not *out to get you.*
To protect your shreds of sanity, we should allow you to remain in this one corner of sanctuary that you have found ... but as you previously pointed out, it really IS fun.

BANNED!!!!

Ah-hahahahahaha--haha ha!

[Talon Sinnah]

You are the first i ban on my grand re-entrance

[Asp Zelazny]

I guess I should feel honored, but ... strike up the Banned!

[Merle]

Banned for bad puns.

[Asp Zelazny]

Only now you're getting around to that? Banned for being slow on the uptake.

[Talon Sinnah]

Banned for banning the banner

[Asp Zelazny]

Banned for not posting anything since June.

[Talon Sinnah]

Banned for pointing out my absence

[Asp Zelazny]

Banned because this is now the only thread showing up on "Recent Activity" here.

[Talon Sinnah]

All of us should be banned until that is remedied

[Bmat]

Banned for thinking of banning all of us.