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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby The Master » Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:04 pm

Nixon was a zombie?

It all begins to make sense...
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby who me » Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:14 pm

poor Nixon.
did you know he used to sit all alone late at night in the Oval office and make lists of how he could be a better person?
it's true.
sadly I think he desperatly wanted to be a good guy.
That is what makes him tragick.
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby Qray » Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:34 pm

What's really tragic is that in the oppressed society of the day, Nixon couldn't fully embrace his Zombiness. Or support a party platform that he fully embraced. Mainly, a bottle in every house!

However, we can all take comfort in the knowledge that in the year 3000, Nixon will finally achieve his goals atop a 40 foot, laser firing, death dealing robot.

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Zombie the Vote in 2012! Or Future Robot Nixon will get you!
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby Merle » Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:22 pm

OK, who forgot to release the wave of drunken zombies yesterday?
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby The Master » Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:09 pm

I'm looking at the results and I'm pretty sure some of those elected have no soul, so they might be undead after all.
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Blackmail is Politic's High Explosives.

Postby Qray » Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:24 pm

Our party's lack of representation during the mid-terms shines a light on a serious possible flaw in our strategy to get a bottle in every house and [s]help me from getting shot in the face should I turn into a zombie[/s] end the long standing bigotry that zombies have had to face for so long.

Mainly...we have no Drunken Zombie candidates for anything other than the big oval. This may be a problem when we eventually capture the Presidency in 2012. As no one will have our backs in Congress.

There's only one thing to do.

Get some Drunken Zombie Congressional candidates for 2012?

No. Start collecting blackmail evidence on Congresspeople for 2012!

Vote the Drunken Zombie ticket! Because we know about the skeletons in your closet!
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby Qray » Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:29 pm

The Master wrote:I'm looking at the results and I'm pretty sure some of those elected have no soul, so they might be undead after all.


I didn't realize a soul was required to be either a Democratic or Republican politician. This may alter our 2012 election strategies.
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby Q-Clone #2 » Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:35 am

Could always clone yourself. That way you could fill Congress with like minded people.

That would cut down on the success of lobbyists.
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby who me » Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:24 am

I found this really interesting article on
"7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)"

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7- ... er4=moreon

see so there is no need to worry about zombie invasions.

but being killed by cow, that could happen.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18849_6- ... -hype.html
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby Merle » Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:26 am

THE DRUNKEN ZOMBIE CONVENTION IN WASHINGTON, D.C. HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO A LACK OF BRAINS TO BE FOUND IN THAT LOCATION. SUGGESTIONS FOR AN ALTERNATE LOCALE SHOULD BE ADDRESSED TO Q, HEAD DRUNK AND TOP OF THE TICKET.
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby Asp Zelazny » Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:12 pm

Isn't there going to be a Drunken Zombie Primary?
(or is it irrevocably established that Q is the primary drunken zombie?)
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby Merle » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:18 pm

No and yes. :lol:
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