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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby Qray » Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:59 am

who me wrote:you mean in the zombie test? where I loose points for not having a gun?
now how do I contradict myself?


Good people, the esteemed Miss Pim said she'd shoot me in the face. What was she going to shoot me with? A water hose? :smt016 Now she says she doesn't like guns. This is pure pandering to the nongun lobby and an example of her flip-flopping on the issues. She's further said she plans on usurping power in a bloodless coup of rice puffs and stealth zeppelins, but how can we trust that she will knowing she flip-flops on something as simple as gun control.

Come election time, vote against rice puffs and for me not getting shot in the face. Vote for a part y that doesn't flip-flop on the issues.

Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket! Because Q's face is messed up enough already!

randomraavi wrote:I DEMAND EQUAL TREATMENT!!! :twisted:


That depends? Are the vampires drunken? (7th post.)

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Now that's party unity! Sexy undead party unity! You just need to zombify her up a bit.
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby who me » Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:57 pm

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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby Qray » Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:22 am

Good people! You can see the response we get when we try to expose the ever changing political stances of the esteemed who me pim. Tongue wagging! What would happen if the Queen of China where to challenge one of her policies?

The Queen of China?

Would she thumb her nose in China's direction? Hit them with a water ballon?

Good people! Do you want to suffer another cold war that starts from the political snub of a "water ballon incident?" I don't, I know the zombies don't.

Zombie the vote in 2012! Because water is for mixing with whiskey, not ballons!
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby randomraavi » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:45 pm

[fade][font=Curlz MT]But i'm already undead, Q dear... and decomposing is such a ....desgusting process... I would rather not do it... as for the drunken bit, yes, we love to party like it is 1600AD. FELLOW DRUNKEN VAMPIRES UNITE[/font]!!![/fade]
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby Boikat » Sun Jan 10, 2010 1:57 pm

If you were to be bitten by a Zombie, how long would it take you to become Zombiefied?

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite

It would take 55 minutes for me to become Zombiefied
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby Qray » Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:13 pm

61 minutes for me.

And after those 61 minutes, I'd be able to eats brains in peace knowing that I've got a political party looking out for me. :thumright:

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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby Merle » Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:16 pm

One hour, seven minutes.
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby Merle » Tue May 04, 2010 3:31 pm

So, it was primary day today. The Poll worker asked me which ballot I wanted. "Drunken Zombie," said I.

The worker cocked a quizzical eyebrow, and started rumaging. After a couple minutes, she produced a ballot. "Any idea how many Drunken Zombie voters we've had today?"

"Um, including you?"

"Yeah."

"That would be One."

So, not looking so great for the DZ party here in the Buckeye state. But I think they are systematically disenfranchising us, since the polls close at 7:30, well before sundown. And, they have a disheartening habit of removing the dead from voter registration rolls.
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby Boikat » Tue May 04, 2010 9:13 pm

Hell, move to Louizeeeeanner! All our politicians are DZ's. I think the state recodrs on education and highway maintenance speak for themselves!
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby who me » Wed May 05, 2010 1:32 am

well...your candidates have the habit of falling apart especially when the spot light is on them.
puts your party in a bad light.
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby FantasyMan » Wed May 05, 2010 6:11 pm

I'd last an hour and 17 mins after a bite...
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

Postby Qray » Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:47 pm

who me wrote:well...your candidates have the habit of falling apart especially when the spot light is on them.
puts your party in a bad light.


They still look better than Nixon did in his televised debate.
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