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Reports are flooding in that millions of zombies were systematically turned away from the polls. It appears that there is a push to inaccurately classify zombies as truly "dead" instead of "undead". Many ballots were apparently purged of the zombie candidate using this same inaccurate and discriminatory test.

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I personally voted 25 times, and also ate the brains of at least 50 voters sporting other candidates' buttons. Clearly, our base was not as motivated as I.
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Conspiracy, collusion, and not enough brains eaten.

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I personally drank an entire bottle of Stoli and then threw up on a pollster outside the polling location who asked me who I voted for.

So it seems that the Party leadership was out in full force getting it done, making it happen, zombifing the vote, stylin' and a profilin', avoiding the cops. However, I'm not the type to point fingers at why we lost...

Maybe if you had been a little more sober.

I SAID...no finger pointing!

So there's really only one thing to say...

Drunken Zombie
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Re: Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket.

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Zombie Walk

The cheerful dead wander around malls, marveling at the blank, comatose expressions on the faces of shoppers. The zombies are happy to be among their own kind, but slightly contemptuous of those who have not yet begun to rot.
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Be Green! Zombie up the Vote!

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Vote Drunken Zombie in 2012!

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The real GREEN Party.

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Zombies are now coursing traffic problems, electronic road signs are warn motorists of:

"DAILY LANE CLOSURES DUE TO ZOMBIES."

"NAZI ZOMBIES! RUN!!!" and "ZOMBIES IN AREA! RUN."

Three states are having problems with the Zombies.

Pranks with electronic road signs stir worry

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Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket or we release the Winslow!

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Good people! I know you haven't heard much from the Drunken Zombie since our crushing defeat the dubious circumstances of our loss at the polls, however the Drunken Zombie Party is still a force to be reconned with. We're still here and as drunk as ever!

Furthermore, far be it for me to point out what the other political parties don't have that we do...

Since when?

... but let me just say the Drunken Zombie Party is in possession of the following...

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Vote the Drunken Zombie Ticket or we release the Winslow!

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Man up!

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Semi-good people! If you're going to mention the Drunken Zombie Party in your dealings on other BBS's, have the class and courtesy to provide a link in your post to the party Topic.

After all, that's how you can help to increase the base of the Drunken Zombie Party and keep me from getting shot in the face by pim.

Don't be shy, tell your friends you're a Drunken Zombie today!
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lies! all lies! no one knows that the unknown and long thought extincted race of the Beemahs have custody of the Winslow.
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If no one knows, then how do you know?
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I read it on the Internet. Duh!

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And, as everyone knows, if it's on the net, it's True(tm).
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