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The cats purr is a million little pixies that have been eaten from the owners garden. The pixies set up camp and have million little drums along the rib cage, so when you pet the cat and it purrs, the pixies are happy... Cause thye think you are going to free them. Sad day.



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MasterMoeOfThaKilt wrote:Would YOU wear a kilt, COMANDO!?!?!
Rogue.

Would you?
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It depends on the incentive.

What is a headache?

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Tiny kittens running towards each other, their paws making thunderous thumps as they run. Then SMACK, they clash into each others arms and some how break 4 objects.... That.. That my dear friends is a head ache.


Why do I have two kittens in my lap?
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Because you are a warm person. :)

Why do we usually eat 3 meals a day?

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Because thou shalt not eat 2, for that is not enough. And if thou ate 4, it would be too much. Thus thou must eat 3 and be happy.

How do you make apple pie?
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Apple Pie

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With 1 gallon of Apple Cider, some Honey, 3 sticks of Cinnamon, and a fifth of Whiskey. Boil apple cider, cinnamon, and honey together until honey is dissolved. Strain to remove cinnamon and refrigerate. Add whiskey and enjoy. Very smooth while cold.

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No, just the moon.

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Gravey-Tea, wooooo!

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That's when you mix gravy in with your tea.

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I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late?
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Ask the man from Nantucket.

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I wondered where this strange set of keys came from.

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Now it is!

Is it time to do the Time Warp again?
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