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Roller skates.

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I am not even going to dignify that with an answer that goes like this. Because Ran is a bad shot, I mean I am still alive.


Why do we fool with stuff like this.*holds out a chainsaw*
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Because we're guys. If it's sharp, pointy, flamable, explosive, or simply looks cool, we're on it.

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Because no really means yes.


Hey Ran you want a punch in the face? :D
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Very slight possibility on that one, I think.


Juggles chainsaws.


How does the unbalanced chainsaw hold such a perfect pattern when tossed from one hand to the other?
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It's that new chain lube additive "liteum" that's now being put in the chain lube that balances out the weight of the chainsaw. It's now standard on all 2009 models just on the off chance that someone decides to do either some juggling, or chainsaw tossing.

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When you multiply the variables of


(It is held by and idiot x the motor is in back) + the handle is next to the motor - the fact that the blade is in front then divide that with you are an idot then (x the idot % of America + the fact you make up most of the %)



and you should have your answer.


Wow was that really necessary?
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I don't know, since I didn' understand it, and would be afraid of myself if I did.

Can't we just rename "Monday" to "Moanday"?
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No.

Once the Revolution happens Mondays will be done away with and renamed "Super New Awesome Funtime Uberday!" and will officially be the third day of a three day weekend. To eliminate any confusion over Tuesday becoming the new Monday, Tuesday's will be renamed "Not Monday."

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you were juggling chain saw's?

why don't you give us a few symptoms?

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Maybe the details are too sordid.

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The sky already has a light. It's called the sun.

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