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stupid question game

Postby waytanblee » Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:07 am

I found this game on chronicals. It's where someone asks a stupid question then you give a stupid answer, then ask another stupid question. And so it goes.

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Re: stupid question game

Postby Bmat » Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:49 am

Because they can't get the lid off of the trash can.

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Re: stupid question game

Postby waytanblee » Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:06 am

It's how they communicate.

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Re: stupid question game

Postby Bmat » Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:08 am

Because the truth would be incomprehensible.

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Re: stupid question game

Postby waytanblee » Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:14 am

Because the creator of the email thought internet was spelt Enternet.

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Re: stupid question game

Postby Bmat » Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:43 am

Give it oregano instead.

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Re: stupid question game

Postby waytanblee » Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:50 am

Kick it in the teeth.

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Re: stupid question game

Postby Bmat » Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:06 am

Down the corner to the hosiery tavern.

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Re: stupid question game

Postby waytanblee » Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:14 am

That's easy, fairy floss!

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Re: stupid question game

Postby Bmat » Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:26 am

Whoever is first.

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Re: stupid question game

Postby fanuilh » Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:43 am

Because if they were orange they'd be tangerines.

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Re: stupid question game

Postby waytanblee » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:36 am

Because he can't give up.

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