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Re: stupid question game

Postby Merle » Thu Mar 05, 2015 1:28 pm

Because it's better than being snowed out.

Why can't my snow come in a cup with flavored syrup?
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Re: stupid question game

Postby Talon Sinnah » Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:48 pm

Because you haven't put syrup on it.


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Re: stupid question game

Postby Boikat » Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:04 pm

(Crunch) One.

Why do they bother with that annoying candy shell, anyway?
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Re: stupid question game

Postby Talon Sinnah » Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:05 pm

Some like it better than the tootsie roll.

Does anyone remember coca cola black?
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Re: stupid question game

Postby Asp Zelazny » Mon Mar 09, 2015 8:00 pm

Only those who never touched the stuff.

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Re: stupid question game

Postby Talon Sinnah » Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:06 pm

Because you got a dirty mind. :shock:

How do you get a clean mind?
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Re: stupid question game

Postby Boikat » Tue Mar 17, 2015 9:43 am

A good night's sleep and rum, not in that order.

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Re: stupid question game

Postby Asp Zelazny » Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:18 pm

Either Robosaurus or Sharknado, I think.

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Re: stupid question game

Postby Boikat » Sat Mar 21, 2015 9:50 am

To get the chicken that was on the other side of the road.

Now, the question is: Deep fried or roasted?
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Re: stupid question game

Postby Talon Sinnah » Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:03 pm

Deep fried duh

Ever hear of beer can chicken?
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Re: stupid question game

Postby Asp Zelazny » Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:45 pm

No. But then I didn't know you could buy Deep Fried Duh anywhere other than the most discerning state fair booths.

Wouldn't Beer Can Chicken make a good name for an Oklahoma rock band?
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Re: stupid question game

Postby Talon Sinnah » Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:45 am

Only if they could find the drumsticks.

Why couldn't it be a Kentucky rock band name?
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