stupid question game

[Boikat]

No, but I fear this will result in a pun at every tern.

But would waves of puns be a bad thing? I shore don't know.

[Qray]

Because homonymic humor is offal and should not be aloud. Keep it up and aisle be forced to route out the cause of this.

Q, Merle, and Boikat are all on SV at the same time. That can't be good. Can it?

[Boikat]

Well, it is the year 2012. It could be an omen.

If I had $500.00 laying around, should I buy Perpar3d?

[Qray]

No, because the licensing fee for Perpar3d costs 499.00 without tax. Sales tax will put it out of your financial reach. Therefore, as your unofficial financial advisor, I encourage you to go to Vegas and put it all on Black.

Are Q, Merle, and Boikat the means by which the Mayans will fulfill their prophecy of the End Of the World?©¹

¹The End Of The World is a generic term that will not come about as a result of the Mayan calendar reseting. The calendar resets, the world goes on. No where in Mayan society does it indicate the reseting of the calendar will mean the end of the World. However, for the purposes of this bit, RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! Go hide in your bomb shelter with your poster of Milla Jovovich and prepare for the zombie apocalypse!

[Boikat]

Can't have the end of the world without pim.

Maybe Dec 21, 2012 is when pim will take over the world?

[Qray]

Noooooo. Pim would never want to take over the World.¹


Will pim become the fourth horseman of the PATD?

¹This message brought to you by the "Pim for World Dictator for Life Committee. Who Me Pim, Treasurer.

[Asp Zelazny]

As she prepares herself for high office, she must be more careful about whom she is seen to associate with ... so, prolly not.

Does this mean that all three of youse guys in PATD get to put "Esq." after your names, not just Merle?

[Boikat]

Possibly, though it seems that there has been a "reality shift" in the PATD, and most of the major players have been converted to cardboard. There must be a fracture in the containment field of someone's infinite improbability drive...

What are the odds of that happening?

[who me]

about the same as pim using the power of the right mouse button to acquire a new logo and have a bunch of paper printed up with her new letter head.

if a Corporation is legally a person can I marry a Corporation ?
is owning a Corporation slavery ?
can the Corporation sue in court for its freedom?

hey Merl want to g to Washington ?

[Merle]

In response to the last one, I'll answer with another question: Is there a frost warning in He!!?

When did pim learn so much about corporations? And marrying a corporation: kinda kinky!

[Boikat]

She has a PhD in BS (That's "Business Strategy"..)

Will the "Reality show" fad PLEEEEEASE die out?

( I am SO grabbing that logo to put on a Me-321!)

[Asp Zelazny]

Next up: "Mortuary Wars" ...

Whose reality is that stuff, anyway?