stupid question game

[who me]

you split split infinitives because splitting hairs is a tedious hobby reserved for niggeling train spotters.

why don't we have a mystical ninja monkey cult

[Boikat]

Because their weapons of choice involves vast numbers of specilized weapons, all hand molded out of monky poo.

Who coems up with this stuff, anyway?

[waytanblee]

I do. I come up with it by watching copious amounts of TV.

Why does Greece want to exit the Eurovision?

[Boikat]

Because there's nothing on Eurovision except re-runs of British sitcoms.

Why is the "snooze" on the alarm clock nine minutes long, instead of ten minutes?

[who me]

because people are always 10 min. late to work. for some reason no one is ever 9 min. late.

may I have a mystical ninja monkey cult for Christmas ?
oh what if I put up a sine instead of be ware of dog I will read
"be ware of mystical ninja monkey cult."

[Qray]

Why yes. Yes you may. Though you may be disappointed to find that the monkeys in mystical ninja monkey cults aren't all that different from your regular, average, run of the mill monkeys.

So you find a lot of monkey droppings around your apartment, but being ninjas, you never quite see where it comes from and it has the scent of mysticism about it.

If I was in possession of a Monkey Cannon (not that I would be mind you. Purely hypothetical here...I mean, I would never fire monkeys out of a cannon in an attempt to thwart the evil machinations of world dictators bend on imposing rice puff diets) would firing monkeys from a mystical ninja monkey cult at passing ghost pirate ships be the most awesome thing ever, or do I need to cut back on my vodka intake?