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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas

Postby Boikat » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:45 pm

Pirates have Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. :P
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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas

Postby who me » Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:04 am

that is true,

Pim "ravish me!"
jack "um what?"
PIm" "ravish me!"
Jack: " I'm very busy, some other time perhaps."
PIm (running after jack) "OH-I am being kidnapped by pirates!)
Jack "Do I know you?"
Will Turner: "have you ever known a girl that got to know you that ran after you?"
Jack: "umm--a ----"
Will Turner: "well that answers your question."
Pim (steals jacks pistol) OH-- I am being kidnapped by the nefarious Jack sparrow!."
Jack: "you are the one with the pistol love. now give me that back, I'm very busy.
Pim: (points pistol at jack)
Jack: I'm not going to get rid of you am I?


But really does little in the way of determining who would win a ninja Vs. pirate fight.
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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas

Postby Boikat » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:11 am

Piraes also have Errol Flynn. :)
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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas

Postby Bmat » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:01 am

Pirates also have the Dread Pirate Roberts.
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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas

Postby Boikat » Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:24 am

Which also means hes backed up by the Goon Squad!
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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas

Postby who me » Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:40 am

yes...but those are actors.
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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas

Postby Qray » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:23 am

True, but on the Ninja side, you have Lee Van Cleef, Chris Farley, and the Teenage Mutant Turtle variety.

So as far as movie pirates vs. movie ninjas...PIRATES FOR THE WIN!
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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas

Postby who me » Tue Apr 27, 2010 4:35 am

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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas

Postby Qray » Sat May 08, 2010 2:10 am

Ok, so in a sword fight, what is the pirate wielding? A cut-n-thrust sword or a cutlass?
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