Pirats Vs. Ninjas
Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas
Pirates have Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. 
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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas
that is true,
Pim "ravish me!"
jack "um what?"
PIm" "ravish me!"
Jack: " I'm very busy, some other time perhaps."
PIm (running after jack) "OH-I am being kidnapped by pirates!)
Jack "Do I know you?"
Will Turner: "have you ever known a girl that got to know you that ran after you?"
Jack: "umm--a ----"
Will Turner: "well that answers your question."
Pim (steals jacks pistol) OH-- I am being kidnapped by the nefarious Jack sparrow!."
Jack: "you are the one with the pistol love. now give me that back, I'm very busy.
Pim: (points pistol at jack)
Jack: I'm not going to get rid of you am I?
But really does little in the way of determining who would win a ninja Vs. pirate fight.
Pim "ravish me!"
jack "um what?"
PIm" "ravish me!"
Jack: " I'm very busy, some other time perhaps."
PIm (running after jack) "OH-I am being kidnapped by pirates!)
Jack "Do I know you?"
Will Turner: "have you ever known a girl that got to know you that ran after you?"
Jack: "umm--a ----"
Will Turner: "well that answers your question."
Pim (steals jacks pistol) OH-- I am being kidnapped by the nefarious Jack sparrow!."
Jack: "you are the one with the pistol love. now give me that back, I'm very busy.
Pim: (points pistol at jack)
Jack: I'm not going to get rid of you am I?
But really does little in the way of determining who would win a ninja Vs. pirate fight.
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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas
Piraes also have Errol Flynn. 
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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas
Pirates also have the Dread Pirate Roberts.
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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas
Which also means hes backed up by the Goon Squad!
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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas
yes...but those are actors.
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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas
True, but on the Ninja side, you have Lee Van Cleef, Chris Farley, and the Teenage Mutant Turtle variety.
So as far as movie pirates vs. movie ninjas...PIRATES FOR THE WIN!
So as far as movie pirates vs. movie ninjas...PIRATES FOR THE WIN!
I'm going to die the way I've lived...poor, screaming, and naked.
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Re: Pirats Vs. Ninjas
Ok, so in a sword fight, what is the pirate wielding? A cut-n-thrust sword or a cutlass?
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