What Makes You Laugh?

[Bread Butterbeard]

Hey were is all of the above?

[FantasyMan]

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

haha those two are my favorites!

[Qray]

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

haha those two are my favorites!

Just like all warning labels and instructions, it's because someone tried to do it.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Ok, everybody now...OUCH!

[Qray]

Hey!!!! Wheres my Robin Williams????? lol

Robin William's quotes...

“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so...look at the platypus.”

"Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun."

“My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.”

“We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”

“Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.”

“Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.”

“If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”

“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”

“What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.”

“Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!”

“You'll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheiney is drinking water, check that chit out.”

Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress]...
"I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets.”

“Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.”

"I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face!"

"Just now when I said, “I have a crush on you,” you didn't say, “no way loser”. I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something."

"Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs."

"When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker."

"You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian."

[aldan]

"keep out of children"

[Magus]

My Spanish Reading Exam today. One passage said, read the following passage about what Lorena did on Saturday night, and answer the questions.

The first question: What happened at 9 O'Clock?

I looked and I looked, but no matter how hard I tried I simply could not find the answer marked "The rugular crowd shuffled in".

[Qray]

Kids notes to God...

[Bmat]

Those are dear, Q!

[Ariel]

Adorable!

[Qray]

What makes me laugh? Alien Ant Farm's bassist Tye Zamora.

Watch him closely in this Smooth Criminal video. At one point he even breifly breaks out a ZZ Top hand gesture.

[Ariel]

Ariel tries to stop dancing. "Oh that was fun!"

[aldan]

It was a nice mockery of the MJ vid, too