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Postby Ariel » Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:38 pm

'ello Qray! :wink:
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Postby aldan » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:28 pm

Indeed, Qray. Jonestown was really an odd one. Not EXACTLY a religion about aliens and such, but it was, too... the San Diego one had everyone drink a Kool Aid that was poisoned (like in Jonestown) so that they could all be taken up by the alien spacecraft trailing the comet... yeah.
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Postby Qray » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:13 am

Ariel wrote:Snickers and cool-aid are not in the food pyramid. N :D...


Sure they are, Kool-Aid is part of the fruit group and Snickers...er, they're the one's with nuts in em? There ya go. They're part of the grain group.

Kool-Aid and Snickers! The breakfast of the Ronin Jedi!
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Postby aldan » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:12 pm

I'd have thought Snickers would be the breakfast of comedians...
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Postby Talon Sinnah » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:52 pm

Then in that case Snickers do not get eaten much here on SV.

Or are our Wheaties.
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Postby Neurolanis » Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:43 pm

Advantages of Being a Sith:

A Sith gets a memorable laugh, a Jedi doesn't

A Sith dresses cool, a Jedi doesn't

A Sith gets a red lightlaber blade, a Jedi doesn't

A Sith can have sex, a Jedi can't

A Sith can make conclusions, a Jedi can't

A Sith can generate his own elecricity, most Jedi can't

A Sith can have hissy fits, Jedi aren't supposed to

A Sith can see (some of) the future, a Jedi can't

A Sith can go on individual missions, few Jedi can

Advantages Of Being A Jedi:

A Jedi gets pep talks with Yoda, a Sith can if he wants to but probably won't

A Jedi can be female, a Sith can't (usually) be

A Jedi gets to select from a wide range of blade colours, if you're a Sith and don't like red you're screwed

A Jedi ... ah ... um ... feels good about being a Jedi, whereas a Sith ... does also, but ... deep down knows he's on the Dark Side. Actually they boast it, so they do know. Hmm...
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Postby Qray » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:25 pm

Advantages of Being Ronin :

Wear real clothes.

None of those Sith skin condition problems.

No Jedi arrogance (Just the normal kind.)

You don't have to worry about whacking your mentor. Or if your a mentor, worry about getting whacked by your nut job student.

Sex! (Not guaranteed.)

You can try and not do.

Jedi Mind Trick gets you free drinks at the bar.

Hang out with chicks that have light sabers in bouquets of flowers.

The Force probably doesn't give a flying comet load what labels we put on it. Dark side, light side...it's just this force, you dig. It's froody. Enough with the negative waves already. Try to say something positive for a change...

And the number one advantage of being a Ronin Jedi...

Kool-Aid and Snickers for breakfast!

Kool-Aid and Beef Jerky?

Er...a can of Mt. Dew and a smoke?
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Postby who me » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:37 am

advantages of being a sith.
if your boss or teacher annoys you you can kill him. no gilt, and a promotion.
alternately if your students annoy you you can kill them. no guilt and you do not have to worry that they will sneak up behind you one day.
well that explains why there are only ever two of them.
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Postby Neurolanis » Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:12 am

:lol:
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Postby Qray » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:39 am

Advantages of being ronin...you're in high demand like a free agent in sports. Both the Sith and the Jedi will be trying to get you to join their crews.

Sith: "Not to persude you, but I'd like you to have this brand new hoverbike."
Ronin: "Gee, thanks. It's not as nice as the X-Wing the Jedi gave me, but it's nice."
I'm going to die the way I've lived...poor, screaming, and naked.
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Re: If You Were A Jedi...

Postby Qray » Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:05 am

The TRUTH finally comes out. Another reason not to join the Jedi...

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