Favorite Quotes

[Bmat]

I just realized why I thought I knew the Dave quote above.

From Red Dwarf- I think it is even quoted someplace in this thread.

Holly: Good morning David it is now safe for you to emerge from stasis.
Lister: I've only just gone in.
Holly: Please report to the drive room for de-briefing.
Lister: Where is everybody Hol?
Holly: They're dead Dave!
Lister: Who is?
Holly: Everybody Dave!
Lister: What Captain Holester?
Holly: Everybody Dave!
Lister: What Todd Hunter?
Holly: Everybody Dave!
Lister: What Selby?
Holly: They're all dead everybody's dead Dave
Lister: Peterson isn't; Is he?
Holly: Everybody's dead Dave!
Lister: Not Chen
Holly: Yes Chen Everybody. Everybody's dead Dave!
Lister: Rimmer?
Holly: Yes Rimmer. Everybody is dead. Everybody is dead Dave!
Lister: Wait; Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?

[Qray]

Holly: I wish I'd never let him out in the first place.

[SpookyKatie]

Maybe we should call in a bomb treat to Houston. It's "Free Beer Night" at the Astrodome.
-Mulder from the "The X-Files, Fight The Future" movie

[aldan]

"You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
-W.W.Resnick

[Qray]

"That...wasn't G Major. I'm not even sure there's a LETTER for what you just played."
"That was AWESOME! My guitar doesn't gently weep, it screeches profanity!"
-Questionable Content.

What does '7/4' mean? And since when do I have to be a [smeggin'] MATH major to ROCK?"
"Remind me never to play any Rush around you."
-Questionable Content.

[Qray]

Now, ten seconds of Goethe. With a little Nietzsche thrown in for good measure.

“We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“If I accept you as you are, I will make you worse; however if I treat you as though you are what you are capable of becoming, I help you become that”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“Only by joy and sorrow does a person know anything about themselves and their destiny. They learn what to do and what to avoid.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

[Merle]

“Only by joy and sorrow does a person know anything about themselves and their destiny. They learn what to do and what to avoid.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Obviously Goethe didn't know not to use plural pronouns with singular antecedants. Or something was screwed up in the translation.

[aldan]

...or both.

[Qray]

I bow to the literary committee.

Smeg, I plain ole give up. It's all yours.

[Merle]

Sorry, it's just a silly little grammatical pet peeve of mine. Disregard and carry on.

[SpookyKatie]

That which doesn't stupify me makes me smarter?
~Qray

[wizardahz]

"If I had somewhere to go , would I be in Cleveland?"

Howard The Duck.

"Do you practice RISHATHRA?"

RingWorld by Larry Niven[/b]