Favorite Quotes

Want to discuss something else? Anything goes here!

Moderators: Bmat, Qray

User avatar
Qray
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 8152
Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:15 pm
Location: Down in Cognito
Contact:

Post by Qray »

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me..."

"V."
I'm going to die the way I've lived...poor, screaming, and naked.

User avatar
Qray
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 8152
Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:15 pm
Location: Down in Cognito
Contact:

Post by Qray »

"Time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe...women!"
-Doc Brown (Back to the Future.)
I'm going to die the way I've lived...poor, screaming, and naked.

User avatar
Qray
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 8152
Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:15 pm
Location: Down in Cognito
Contact:

Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Qray »

"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."
-William James

"Broad-mindedness, n.: The result of flattening high-mindedness out. "
-Source Unknown

Murphy was an optimist.
-Source Unknown

Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes.
-Source Unknown

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.
-Source Unknown

"Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in the trees."
-Source Unknown

"Programmers are great playwrights...it's computers that are lousy actors."
-Source Unknown

"I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises."
-Neil Armstrong

You are here ------> *
But you're not all there.
-Source Unknown

"Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."
-La Rouchefoucauld

"Life is a horror movie, starring people you know."
-Richard J. Needham

"How many boards would the mongols hoard,
If the mongol hordes got bored?"
-Calvin (Bill Watterson)

This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel.
(If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?)
-Found on a door in the MSU music building.

Theorem: a cat has nine tails.
Proof:
No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat.
Therefore, a cat has nine tails.
-Source Unknown

"There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept."
-Ansel Adams

"There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor."
-Thomas W. Higginson

"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
-Yogi Berra, after being told he looked cool.

"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
-Homer J. Simpson

"They can't all be funny, folks"
-Groucho Marx [looking into the camera.]
I'm going to die the way I've lived...poor, screaming, and naked.

User avatar
Qray
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 8152
Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:15 pm
Location: Down in Cognito
Contact:

Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Qray »

"To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid."
-Graffiti seen inside a door of a Superbike race trailer at Road America.
I'm going to die the way I've lived...poor, screaming, and naked.

User avatar
SirJill
Forum Addict
Forum Addict
Posts: 540
Joined: Sat May 07, 2005 4:46 pm
Location: The First Electric
Contact:

Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by SirJill »

"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."

--Woody Allen
"I want to sit down, every day at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember. And do the same thing--for the rest of my life."

--Johnny Can't Decide, Tick, tick...Boom! by Jonathan Larson

User avatar
Merle
Adept Scribe
Adept Scribe
Posts: 2584
Joined: Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:11 am
Location: A safe little corner of my mind
Contact:

Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Merle »

"Glad to see you back, SJ!"
- Merle, just now
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.

User avatar
Qray
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 8152
Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:15 pm
Location: Down in Cognito
Contact:

Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Qray »

"Yeah, what Merle said!"
-Q. Some time later.

We say atoms are bound by
Weak Attractors.
Why not admit the Truth:
The Universe is held together by Love.
-Michio Von Kerr. (Andromeda)
I'm going to die the way I've lived...poor, screaming, and naked.

User avatar
Qray
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 8152
Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:15 pm
Location: Down in Cognito
Contact:

Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Qray »

"My friends have stood by me marvelously in the ups and downs of my career. I don't believe there is anything more worthwhile in life than friendship. Friendship is a far better thing than love, as it is commonly accepted."
-William Powell
I'm going to die the way I've lived...poor, screaming, and naked.

User avatar
Qray
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 8152
Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:15 pm
Location: Down in Cognito
Contact:

Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Qray »

"Shepherd Book used to tell me...if you can't do something smart, do something right."
-Jayne. From Serenity.
I'm going to die the way I've lived...poor, screaming, and naked.

User avatar
Qray
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 8152
Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:15 pm
Location: Down in Cognito
Contact:

Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Qray »

"Have you ever heard of the 'milk of human kindness?' Well prepare to suckle on it."
-Jeremy Clarkson during a Top Gear challenge.
I'm going to die the way I've lived...poor, screaming, and naked.

User avatar
Qray
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 8152
Joined: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:15 pm
Location: Down in Cognito
Contact:

Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Qray »

"Every minute there are 60 opportunities for a new now."
-Greg Romero, BMX Trainer.
I'm going to die the way I've lived...poor, screaming, and naked.

User avatar
Grand Evander
True Visionary
True Visionary
Posts: 1221
Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:52 pm
Location: New York, New York
Contact:

Re: Favorite Quotes

Post by Grand Evander »

"Time changes everything except something within us which is always surprised by change."

-Thomas Hardy

Post Reply