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Mythbuster quotes.

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And now, 10 seconds of Mythbuster...

"I am satisfied and filthy. Two of my favorite states."
- Adam

"Well hopefully that's our job, to strap rockets onto everything."
- Adam

"This ingredient is made of blur. Hah. And this has some blur in it too. Blur is very dangerous. You don't want to mix blur with blur."
- Adam

"Next up on Discovery, the world's deadliest pinata."
- Adam

"This is one of the most wrongity, wrong things we've ever done."
- Adam

"Tub of body latex, $22.00. Tub of gold pigment, $6.00. Watching your friend get naked, covered with gold paint, and then jogging until he passes out...Priceless."
- Adam

"Don't mess with me duck. When I say quack, you're gonna quack right? I'm the boss here. Don't give me any beak."
- Jaime

"Stop french-kissing dogs, I think, is our conclusion here."
- Adam

"One way or another, we're going to blow up that damn toilet."
- Jaime

"Oh, man, it looks like he went down ass first. I think he's got, like avalanche up his butt."
- Jaime

"Now remember, the safety word is RUN."
- Kari

"So are you ready for a giant fallout cloud of badness?"
- Kari
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Not the guy that invented Silly Putty

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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
-Plato
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Why I want to be a Pilot.

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When I grow up I want to be a pilot because it's a fun job and easy to do. That's why there are so many pilots flying around these days.

Pilots don't need much school. They just have to learn to read numbers so they can read their instruments.

I guess they should be able to read a road map, too.

Pilots should be brave to they won't get scared it it's foggy and they can't see, or if a wing or motor falls off.

Pilots have to have good eyes to see through the clouds, and they can't be afraid of thunder or lightning because they are much closer to them than we are.

The salary pilots make is another thing I like. They make more money than they know what to do with. This is because most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots don't because they know how easy it is.

I hope I don't get airsick because I get carsick and if I get airsick, I couldn't be a pilot and then I would have to go to work.

— purported to have been written by a fifth grade student at Jefferson School, Beaufort, SC. It was first published in the South Carolina Aviation News.
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From "Avatar"


Col. Quaritch: Out there, beyond that fence, every living thing that crawls, flies or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes.

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Selfridge: Look you're supposed to be winning the hearts and minds of the natives. Isn't that the whole point of your little puppet show? If you walk like them, you talk like them they'll trust you. We build them a school, teach them English. But after - how many years - the relations with the indigenous are only getting worse.

Dr. Grace Augustine: Yeah, well that tends to happen when you use machine guns on them.

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Col. Quaritch: If there is a hell you might want to go there for some R&R after a tour on Pandora

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Col. Quaritch: As head of security, it's my job to keep you alive. I will not succeed -(Looks around the room)- not with all of you.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!" Adam Savage, Mythbusters

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"Where is Mr. Right....OH!... THERE YOU ARE *jabs Q*"

-MAsterMoeofthakilt

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"I'm more of a Mr. Right Now."
-The Unreliable Rogue.

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"Stop the world, I wanna get off!"
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Frogblast the Ventcore!

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"Non facete nobis calcitrare vestrum perinæum."
- The Bungie corporate motto (The company responsible for creating games like Marathon, Myth, and Halo.) English meaning: "Don't make us kick your @ss."

"Frogblast the Ventcore!"
- From the Bungie game Marathon 2 as randomly spoken string of words by an assimilated or "exploda bob". According to the Marathon scrap book, during the development of Marathon 2, when Alex asked Doug (the voice of bob) to utter a random phrase for use with the assimilated bob, he immediately shouted "frog blast the vent core!"

"Eat the path."
- From a terminal in level 17 of Bungie's "Marathon: Infinity." To achieve complete enlightenment in the Bungie ways, one must first "eat the path." Some say the path smells like napalm and tastes like chicken; others say this theory is not true and that the path is a symbolic metaphor.
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As the ancient Tibetan philosophy states...‘Don’t start none...won’t be none.’
- Jensen. From the movie (and comic) "The Losers."
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"The first bite draws blood; blood draws the pack."
- Piranha 3D

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From The Goon Show

Grytpype-Thynne: Nephew Neddie! Enjoying the ball?
Seagoon: Immensely! I've danced every dance!
Grytpype-Thynne: Oh? Who's the lucky girl?
Seagoon: Oh, I don't bother with them! I'm much better on my own!


Bluebottle: 'Ere, why ain't you got no clothes on?
Eccles: I've just been making a phone call.
Bluebottle: You don't have to undress for that!
Eccles: Ha, ha! We learn something new every day!

Spriggs: Ding-dong! Clang! Clang! Ding-dong-dang-dang! Hear ye! Ding-dang! Stolen! One bell!.

Bloodnok: Mount Everest- it's five miles high, isn't it? Yes?
Seagoon: Yes.
Bloodnok: But it measures twelve miles across the bottom!
Seagoon: Well?
Bloodnok: Well, all we need to do is to tip Mount Everest on its side, and we'll have a mountain twelve miles high!
Seagoon: How do you intend tipping Mount Everest on its side?
Bloodnok: Well, isn't it obvious?
Seagoon: No.
[pause]
Bloodnok: Then I have another idea.
"Just a minute... QUIET OUT THERE!!!... Blasted goldfish..." -ITMA's Colonel Chinstrap, guest staring on The Goon Show.

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Re: Favorite Quotes

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-"Indecision is the key to flexibility"- Back of a handy-wipe I picked up at the Hooters Restaraunt.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!" Adam Savage, Mythbusters

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