The Master's Bar and Grill

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It's called "distraction."

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"Blame the English," Q says as he pops up from behind the bar.

"Pineapple" was what they originally called "pine cones" before they started calling them...well...pine cones. When English explorers first discovered the tropical fruit "pineapple," they called it pineapple because they thought it looked like a "pineapple" (pine cones.)

Remember, these are the same people that call a line a que, a trunk a boot, and a circular slide a helter skelter.

Now the pineapple grenade was called a pinapple grenade because it looked like a pineapple. Not a pine cone pineapple, but a pineapple pineapple. Unlike say...the German Potato Masher grenade which looked, oddly enough, like a Potato Masher. Them kookie Germans didn't name something after something that was named after something else. They're good like that.

Now this [Q holds up a handful of what looks like grey putty with a bit of metal sticking out of it,] is called "C-4" which is short for "Comp 4," which is short for "Composition 4" as it's a composition of four seperate materials. And this [Q holds up a smal box with a switch and an antenna on it.] Is called a radio detonator. And this entire schpiel is what I like to call a distraction.

Q suddenly tosses the C-4 at Ran and flipping the switch, ducks back down behind the bomb-proof bar.
I'm going to die the way I've lived...poor, screaming, and naked.

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Ooh! Silly putty!

*picks it up and starts sculpting*

Who wants to see me make a giraffe?
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Q's head pops back up. He shakes the detonator and flips the switch a few more times. "Huh, must need batteries."

"No, that's not sculpting putty," the rogue says as he looks around for some batteries. "That's that new gum from Europe. Chew some and tell me what you think."
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*The Master pushes the batteries farther back under the counter by his feet*

Try not to make too big a mess with that stuff.

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Hey thegreentick is back. Nice to see you! welcome back! :flower:

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Nice to see you too!

Would you care to share this gum with me?
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Walks up behind Q and watches as he checks his batteries and shakes the detonator about. "So, uhh, why didn't it go Boom?"
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Q shrugs and tosses he detonator over his shoulder. "Must be defective."

Just then there's a loud explosion.

"Hey, anybody see where the greentick went?"

[best innocent look] What?
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Pushes detonator under the rug and follows Q deeper into the tunnel while whistling.

"When we turn the corner run."
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Turns yet another corner into a dead end filled with various Alcohols. "Q really expanded this place in my absence. Now which way did just come from."

Turns several more corners.

"Hey, cheese. Hmm, dairy."

SQUEEK!!!

Proceeds to wrestle with large mice to claim the chunk of cheese.
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I'll bet it's Wallet Anglers.

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From down another dark tunnel corridor under the bar, Ran hears screaming growing louder and getting closer.

Moments later, Q runs by shouting.

"Victory is ours! Run away!"
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Takes off after Q making sure to keep him in sight.

"Hey, which way is the garage man? I got a new toy I want to detonate."
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