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Wait, the ghost of Christmas Past is wearing a big red suit? This is strange
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I always new there was something wrong about Santa.

His whole elven slave-labor workforce never really sat well with me.
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Nicholas yells, "Sat? SAT?? What are you runts doing SITTING??!!?? We've got a schedule to meet!!"
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Let's get it moving folks (craks whip). There's only 20 days left until Christmas
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FM knocks down the drink and is instantly knocked out of his chair by a huge bolt of lighting. *lays on floor smoking*
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And the drink is magically still standing.... sweeeet. That's some powerful stuff
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Maybe Legolas and his people can free Santa's elves from there enslavement.
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I don't think so. Legolas and his people look down upon those who work for Santa :wink:
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Besides, Legolas' family's been really snotty in the books I've seen 'em in....
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*Caltana sits at the bar.* Okay everyone, here's an idea I picked up from a uk radio show for you to try... Here's a 'sound charade' (Ie, identify it from a conversation rather than a mime) for you to guess.

It's two words and its a film.

Here's the conversation for you to try and guess it from...

"Potter!"

"Yes sir?"

"Don't do that!"

"Sorry Sir."


Identify the film from that if you can. (No it has nothing to do with the work of JK Rowling but think about it and you'll get a clue.)

Good luck :)
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In the back ground a small crack resounds followed by a roar and the rumble of the building. The front doors burst open and in steps a charged figure with a katana strapped to his back and smoke raising from his smoldering hair.
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Police Academy?
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