The Master's Bar and Grill

waytanblee · Post by **waytanblee** » Mon May 19, 2008 9:46 pm

*starts angrily filling chips with bi-carb soda and tossing them up in the air where seagulls catch them, pop, then fall out of the sky.

mumble, mumble, split infinitives and popped seagulls make for a nice casserole

Qray · Post by **Qray** » Mon May 19, 2008 11:03 pm

A Q-clone walks out on deck with a Tequila Sunrise in hand and seeing waytanblee feeding seltzer chips to the dumpster pigeons, is about to warn him that things in the B&G aren't always what they appear when one of the birds throws up all over it's benefactor.

"Er...never mind. I see you just found out. Those aren't normal seagulls."

Clean up in isle five.

waytanblee · Post by **waytanblee** » Mon May 19, 2008 11:44 pm

*waytanblee jumps in the water in favor of the jellyfish over the spew which has covered her entire body. Once washed, she pulls herself onto the ladder, much stung, but still OK, then once on the deck busies herself by pulling the jellyfish out of her hair.

"what are we doing in the middle of the ocean anyway?"

waytanblee · Post by **waytanblee** » Mon May 19, 2008 11:47 pm

naw, i'm not katies other half =^.^= just a new stranger looking as inconspicuous as possible =^.^=

who me · Post by **who me** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:38 am

some where far far above the planet, in deep space actually a tiny little dot hurtled towards earth. its red navigation light blinking.
"that new one will be trouble." the pilot thought.
"we still have a while be for we get there." said the ship.
"will we be side tracking to PATD first"
"I have not decided yet." said the pilot "there both close so we can decide later."
"as you wish" said the ship."tea?"
"mineral water please" answered the pilot.

waytanblee · Post by **waytanblee** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:48 am

Side tracking to Panic At The Disco??

waytanblee · Post by **waytanblee** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:51 am

*leaves to go watch the gilmore girls

Post by **The Master** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:52 am

ahem

Pool Area and Trophy Display

*The Master makes an almost inperceptible motion with his right hand. The seagulls circling overhead turn into Fire Lizards. With a slight smirk he heads toward the bar.*

I wouldn't mess with those if I were you. Anyone need a Mai Tai?

who me · Post by **who me** » Tue May 20, 2008 5:26 am

pim looks at her remote.
you know that little light there that is blinking...it has never blinked before.
I wonder what it means.

aldan · Post by **aldan** » Tue May 20, 2008 10:45 am

*aldan walks over by Pim and lifts the piece of tape below the blinking light, which happened to be covering a countdown timer, then sighs*

who me · Post by **who me** » Tue May 20, 2008 12:27 pm

normally this would lead to a explosion on some kind hear.
but it looks like a arrival timer of some kind.
starts working through the menu to find out what the timer indicates.

waytanblee · Post by **waytanblee** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:09 pm

*Waytanblee shakes her head in remorse

"Why does everything have to lead to explosions... Why don't people plant more trees or something..."

*shakes her head again