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unlikely harry potter plots

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thought of a bunch of funny but very unlikely harry potter scenarios thought i would share them, and if you have some you can share them to.

make fun of those you love! (they are the most likely to forgive you)

Draco: wow you have very nice form, i really envy you.
Dudley: that magic spell was a nice piece of work to.
Draco: could you show me how to hit him like that?
Dudly: i would love to, now make a fist like this and then yes like that use your shoulder to.
Draco: we should form a gang, I never thought i would have something in common with a muggle.
Dudly: I never thought i would like a wizard but this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Draco: yes and we have harry hear to thank for it.
Harry: (in a weak voice) I'm bleeding, would you get me down. OW!

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how about...


Hermione: oh man, thats really good weed !


Sorry... have I gone too far !?
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That would be Harry Pot-head.

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Starfire wrote:That would be Harry Pot-head.



:lol: :lol:

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Now there's an idea for a book !!!!

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Harry Pot-Head and the Sorcerer's Stoned

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :smt043 :mrgreen: :smt042 :smt025
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Harry Pot-Head's Stash is Secret

Harry Pot-Head and perilous ecstasy ban

Harry Pot-Head and the Goblet of Mead

Harry Pot-Head and the Order of the Special K

Harry Pot-Head and the Half-Price Acid

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Shouldn't those titles be:

Hairy Pot-Head...

Harry and the Chamberpot Secrets

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ROTFLMAOAOTP :smt046
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Post by FantasyMan »

hahahahaha how bout


well i dont know hmmmmmm well if i think of something i will tell you
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LOL those were great!
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