unlikely harry potter plots

who me · Post by **who me** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:24 am

thought of a bunch of funny but very unlikely harry potter scenarios thought i would share them, and if you have some you can share them to.

make fun of those you love! (they are the most likely to forgive you)

Draco: wow you have very nice form, i really envy you.
Dudley: that magic spell was a nice piece of work to.
Draco: could you show me how to hit him like that?
Dudly: i would love to, now make a fist like this and then yes like that use your shoulder to.
Draco: we should form a gang, I never thought i would have something in common with a muggle.
Dudly: I never thought i would like a wizard but this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Draco: yes and we have harry hear to thank for it.
Harry: (in a weak voice) I'm bleeding, would you get me down. OW!

MrB · Post by **MrB** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:09 am

how about...

Hermione: oh man, thats really good weed !

Sorry... have I gone too far !?

Starfire · Post by **Starfire** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:25 am

That would be Harry Pot-head.

Post by **Bmat** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:32 am

Starfire wrote:That would be Harry Pot-head.

MrB · Post by **MrB** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:48 am

Now there's an idea for a book !!!!

Magus · Post by **Magus** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:00 am

Harry Pot-Head and the Sorcerer's Stoned

FantasyMan · Post by **FantasyMan** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:15 pm

Magus · Post by **Magus** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:08 am

Harry Pot-Head's Stash is Secret

Harry Pot-Head and perilous ecstasy ban

Harry Pot-Head and the Goblet of Mead

Harry Pot-Head and the Order of the Special K

Harry Pot-Head and the Half-Price Acid

Sindatur · Post by **Sindatur** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:30 am

Shouldn't those titles be:

Hairy Pot-Head...

Harry and the Chamberpot Secrets

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:51 am

ROTFLMAOAOTP

FantasyMan · Post by **FantasyMan** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:09 am

hahahahaha how bout

well i dont know hmmmmmm well if i think of something i will tell you

Bread Butterbeard · Post by **Bread Butterbeard** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:57 pm

LOL those were great!