Herman - a collaborative story

MainComputer · Post by **MainComputer** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:15 pm

********** HERMAN **********

- A Collaborative Story

1. PLEASE restrict your contributions to a single sentence.
2. NO profanity, whatsoever.

MainComputer · Post by **MainComputer** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:15 pm

Herman, was not a very tall man.

Spiderkeg · Post by **Spiderkeg** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:10 am

Herman, was not a very bright man.

Post by **Bmat** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:37 pm

Herman had a secret.

MainComputer · Post by **MainComputer** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:59 pm

It was this secret (despite the potential power it could release) that had kept Herman so short and dumb for so many long years.

Post by **Bmat** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:28 pm

The fact was that Herman had refused to eat his spinach when he was younger.

MainComputer · Post by **MainComputer** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:47 pm

He knew, you see, even from a young age what the spinach had been doing to all the others, and he considered it better to be diminutive and dull-witted than like that.

Post by **Bmat** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:24 am

To avoid eating spinach had been a considerable challenge.

Dead_Technology · Post by **Dead_Technology** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:27 pm

But Herman persevered in the face of a truly worthy adversary, his spinach loving mother.

Post by **Bmat** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:53 pm

Once, he actually had to resort to packaging the spinach and mailing it to a friend.

Talon Sinnah · Post by **Talon Sinnah** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:25 pm

Other times he just fed it to the unwilling dog. :twisted:

Post by **Bmat** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:52 pm

Amazingly, even though the dog didn't much like the spinach, the dog became so strong that he was able to leap over the fence in a single bound.