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The nurse had no eyes, mouth, or nose. "Nurse Blank" was written on her name tag.

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Nurse Blank removed several colorful plastic shapes from her pocket and proceeded to press them into her face like a Mr. Potato Head.
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"Ms. Blank? I think you put on your lips before your eyes because you're wearing the mustache lips."

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"No," she replied, "I'm having soup for lunch."
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"Now come along, " said Nurse Blank. "It is time for your MRI."

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"What mystery?" he replied, "And why are you pronouncing it so oddly?"
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The MRI was negative, and before long, Herman was home again.

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He was ingesting spinach and coffee so quickly he began to feel rather disoriented, lightheaded, and weak.

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As Herman began to stand he found himself face first on the hard wood floor.
I am the poet of the body and I am the poet of the Soul. The pleasures of heaven are with me and the pains of hell are with me. The first I graft and increase upon myself, the latter I translate into a new tongue.

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With a sharp crack his nose broke, sending jets of pain throughout his face.

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"Man my life sucks." Herman replied.
I am the poet of the body and I am the poet of the Soul. The pleasures of heaven are with me and the pains of hell are with me. The first I graft and increase upon myself, the latter I translate into a new tongue.

-Walt Whitman-

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