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Herman - a collaborative story

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:15 pm
by MainComputer
********** HERMAN **********

- A Collaborative Story

1. PLEASE restrict your contributions to a single sentence.
2. NO profanity, whatsoever.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:15 pm
by MainComputer
Herman, was not a very tall man.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:10 am
by Spiderkeg
Herman, was not a very bright man.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:37 pm
by Bmat
Herman had a secret.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:59 pm
by MainComputer
It was this secret (despite the potential power it could release) that had kept Herman so short and dumb for so many long years.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:28 pm
by Bmat
The fact was that Herman had refused to eat his spinach when he was younger.

Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:47 pm
by MainComputer
He knew, you see, even from a young age what the spinach had been doing to all the others, and he considered it better to be diminutive and dull-witted than like that.

Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:24 am
by Bmat
To avoid eating spinach had been a considerable challenge.

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:27 pm
by Dead_Technology
But Herman persevered in the face of a truly worthy adversary, his spinach loving mother.

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:53 pm
by Bmat
Once, he actually had to resort to packaging the spinach and mailing it to a friend.

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:25 pm
by Talon Sinnah
Other times he just fed it to the unwilling dog. :twisted:

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:52 pm
by Bmat
Amazingly, even though the dog didn't much like the spinach, the dog became so strong that he was able to leap over the fence in a single bound.