Princess Bride : Favorite Quotes

[Bmat]

Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
Buttercup: Well... you were dead.

Vizzini: Inconceivable!
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[The Master]

Miracle Max: "Have fun stormin' the castle."


Westley: "Why can't I move? Why am I up against this wall?"
Fezzik: "You've been mostly-dead all day."

[Qray]

[whispered] "As you wish."
-Westley

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
-Westley

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this...never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
-Vizzini

"Let me 'splain...no, there is too much. Let me sum up."
-Inigo Montoya

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
-Westley (to Buttercup as she prepares to commit suicide with a dagger.)

[Bmat]

Good ones!

How about:

Wuv, twue wuv....

[Qray]

MAWIDGE…mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.

[Merle]

Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean *this* gate key.

[Merle]

And of course, because someone has to say it: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[dragon13writer]

Fezzik- I'm on the brood squad.

Miracle Max- You are the brood squad.

I do love that movie.

[Qray]

"Iocaine! I'd bet my live on it!"

"A word, my lady. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?"

Buttercup: "We'll never survive."
Man in Black: "Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has."

"Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely."

"The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!"

"I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something!"

Buttercup: "You're the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it."
Man in Black: "With pride! What can I do for you?"
Buttercup: "You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces."
Man in Black: "Tsk...tsk. That's hardly complementary, Highness. Why loose your venom on me?"
Buttercup: "You killed my love. "
Man in Black: "It's possible. I kill a lot of people."

[davidhussey]

Fezzik:
Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
Westley:
Oh no. It's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.