stupid question game

[waytanblee]

I found this game on chronicals. It's where someone asks a stupid question then you give a stupid answer, then ask another stupid question. And so it goes.

I shall start!

Why do cat's bury their refuse?

[Bmat]

Because they can't get the lid off of the trash can.

Why do oceans have waves?

[waytanblee]

It's how they communicate.

Why should you let sleeping dogs lie?

[Bmat]

Because the truth would be incomprehensible.

Why is it called email?

[waytanblee]

Because the creator of the email thought internet was spelt Enternet.

What should you do when your watch runs out of time?

[Bmat]

Give it oregano instead.

What do you do when your refrigerator stops running?

[waytanblee]

Kick it in the teeth.

Where do all the missing socks go?

[Bmat]

Down the corner to the hosiery tavern.

What are clouds made of?

[waytanblee]

That's easy, fairy floss!

who's going to gain presidency?

[Bmat]

Whoever is first.

Why are apples red?

[fanuilh]

Because if they were orange they'd be tangerines.

Why does the grass grow?

[waytanblee]

Because he can't give up.

Why do stars flicker?