evil pim's monologue Q&A

[who me]

why is every one so surprised ? its a evil dystopia.
ruled with a Iron fist.you have to live healthy and get plenty of exercise.
we force you to work (in a job that suits your abilities)
and you must go on mandatory vacations, every year.
MU HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!

the beginning of this thread describes a good but of the health care plan.

but just wait you think that is EVIL we are going to standardise paper sizes to, and
rubs hands use the metric measurements!

[Asp Zelazny]

Well, shoot. I don't drink (much) and I'm not dead yet, metric dystopias (good buts or no) aren't my thing either ... am I going to have to support the *shudder* Democrats, or the *whimper* Republicans?

[samaulle_esun]

In Australia we have Labour, and Liberal/Coalition party. Labour's left, and Liberals right, though a hell of a lot of people vote for the Greens party. The Greens support Labour so I guess Labour loose a lot of votes because of that.

You could always do a donkey vote /:

[who me]

Well, shoot. I don't drink (much) and I'm not dead yet, metric dystopias (good buts or no) aren't my thing either ... am I going to have to support the *shudder* Democrats, or the *whimper* Republicans?

its a evil dystopia, it does not matter who you vote for, just like now a days. Why change a perfectly good system?

[Boikat]

Well, shoot. I don't drink (much) and I'm not dead yet, metric dystopias (good buts or no) aren't my thing either ... am I going to have to support the *shudder* Democrats, or the *whimper* Republicans?

Vote the Drunken Zombie ticket, instead. Granted, there's not much of a differnece between a drunken zombie and any given current politician.

[Asp Zelazny]

You mean you can vote for them without being one?
But I checked them out too ... and noticed that they have generated just about as much excitement for this current election as the Democrats have. What, did you all go into rehab, or did both arms fall off?

[Qray]

Labour, Liberal/Coalition, Democrats, Republicans...

Not a single one of them has, as part of their party platform, a plan to deal with the possible onslaught of a metric dystopia. None have considered what will happen to personal liberties once rice puff diets are introduced or what may occur to the coffee table book industry once book size standardization comes into effect.

There's only one political party that has your backs against such atrocities and that's the monkey cannon armed Drunken Zombie Party (ask about our new Zombie Trebuchet and get a free trial sized bottle of Stoli!)

Well, shoot. I don't drink (much) and I'm not dead yet, metric dystopias (good buts or no) aren't my thing either ... am I going to have to support the *shudder* Democrats, or the *whimper* Republicans?

its a evil dystopia, it does not matter who you vote for, just like now a days. Why change a perfectly good system?

Which is the reason we need a viable third party option. And in the absence of viability, or common sense, Zombie the Vote.

[Asp Zelazny]

OK then ... how do you get Zombies into Three Buckets (or whatever ... )

I'll stop by to pick up the Stoli.

[Boikat]

OK then ... how do you get Zombies into Three Buckets (or whatever ... )

Easy, you put a brain in the bucket.

I'll stop by to pick up the Stoli.

I'll bring the cracklin's.

[Asp Zelazny]

Then with 3 buckets of brains, I've got to head out to find Q to pick up the promised Stoli. Be sure to singe off the hair before you fry up them cracklin's, Boikat. Meet you there ...