stupid question game

[Qray]

Compared to your life or mine, Murphy was the Grand Poobah of the Society for a Happier Tomorrow.

If I drink enough of the caffeinated goodness that is Mr. Dew, can I slow down time?

[Qray]

Eating everything you can see is always a bad idea. Even though I try every time I go to Hu Hot. You now need to purge your system by going on an all liquid diet.

[Q slides a bottle of Stoli in front of BK] Get going. You are already behind.

If we sell Boikat's remains to science, what would be worth more on the open market, a bloated Boikat, or an inebriated Boikat?

[Asp Zelazny]

Quick! Kzinti-hide futures are crashing!

So, I suppose it's regional. What or who is Hu Hot?

[Qray]

And you would suppose wrong, but hey, thanks for playing. Hu Hot is a national chain.

But more importantly, to answer your question, what is Hu Hot? It's how hot...it's huuuuuu hot!

Is what a Mongolian Grill franchise in the U.S. is to Mongolian food the same as what Taco Bell is to Mexican food?

[Asp Zelazny]

Let's hope not. But see, appears to only be open in Red states. Pretty regional if you ask me.

When a state goes to the Drunken Zombie party, what color do they list it as?

[Qray]

Plaid.

East Coast, West Coast, and most importantly, the Midwest. Would that not fulfill the definition of National?

[Asp Zelazny]

Heck no. Doesn't even have enough electoral votes to get into a king-maker position. You throw the DZP in with HuHot and your important party platform (shoes) will never see the light of um, twilight.

What new platform confabulations is the DZP planning for their convention this year?

[who me]

I don't know.

what would happen if I and Hunter S. Thompson went on a rad trip to find the american dream ?

[Qray]

Once completed, you would forever renounce the way of the rice cake. For it was Hunter S. Thompson who said “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!” Which oddly enough is a core tenant of Stolism.

Perhaps you'll discover that the American Dream no longer exists. Perhaps you'll find that the dream itself is the journey and the only way to find it is to go. Or perhaps your trip will be different. It might be a classic affirmation of everything right and true in the national character. A gross physical salute to the fantastic possibilities of life in this country. But only for those with true grit. Or perhaps you'll just wake up with a hangover, strange tattoo, and an odd rash. Painting portraits of Barbara Streisand.

Whatever happens, don't trust the little purple daemon if you meet him on the side of the road. He's in league with the bats.



Will pim become a Stolian?

[who me]

wait so you are encouraging me to take a trip with
two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
what kind of a responsible adult are you any way?

Robbin looks at Q then at pim.

What kind of adult are you any way ?

[Qray]

No, you don't need all that for the trip, and once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The thing that really worries me is the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a person in the depths of an ether binge, and I know you'll get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I do not condone the use of drugs. [Q says as he slides the bottle of Stoli out of frame and lights a cigarette.]

Q, the question was "what kind of adult are you?"

Uh...the roguish kind?

[Asp Zelazny]

If you say so, sure. I'd guess Assasination or Combat though, 'cause Subtlety doesn't look like your strong suit. Agility rating well into Green, and Haste off the charts.

You really aren't going to equip bilateral maces, are you?