Better than a pirchwich. Pirchwich, pirchwich, pirchwich...mamma don't make no pirchwich.
Er...sorry...it's a WI thing.
Hey, lurkers are cool. Most posters (if wise) lurk for a while before jumping into the fray. Learning how the Site opperates and what the general mood and rules are before posting.
Then again, poking your head up and saying "hi" can be very frightening for some. Even if it is on the invisible medium of the the Word Wide Web.
Look at it this way, it could be worse. All them lurkers could turn out to be like me when they finally do post.
[Q peers out through the computer screen at the lurkers.]
"DON'T WORRY! YOU KOOKY CATS ARE ALRIGHT!"
[Q taps the screen.] "Hello, is this thing on? Hey you, you've got some mustard there...no, there...yup, you got it. And you...put some pants on!"