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That was the last Herman saw of that dog, he spent most of his time hyped up on coffee to avoid depression.
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Herman drank so much coffee he found himself unable to function without it.

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With shakey hands Herman began giving away his precious spinach. He discovered his neighbor, the sailor with the squint, loved the stuff.

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But the sailor with a squint had a luscious girlfriend, Olive Oyl, whom Herman couldn't keep his eyes off of.

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Despite the coffee telling him otherwise.
I am the poet of the body and I am the poet of the Soul. The pleasures of heaven are with me and the pains of hell are with me. The first I graft and increase upon myself, the latter I translate into a new tongue.

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So Herman had to yearn for Ms Oyl from a distance.

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Untill, that is, his sailor neighbor went on a business trip.

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Herman showed up at the door with a colorful bouquet of bright blooms.

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But before he could even knock he fainted.

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Olive opened the door, and there on her stoop was what appeared to be a dead person, what with the flowers scattered about and all.

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Earlier that day Olive had heard of the dead rising in areas out west, and assumed that at her very door was one of the living dead.

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All of the hair on her head stood straight up as her mouth opened into a shriek!

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